Chatted with a stranger (I do this often) and he presented me with a job opportunity
 

Let's take a bet whether i'm gonna end up dead or someone else will end up dead.

Both

We all die

:rockon: 666 SATAN 666 :rockon:

That’s cool hour are the ours are we talking on this opportunity of yours that you describe

9/5s?
4/10s?
Graveyards?

damn i see i am not the only one drinking tonight

Fucken not even hi yet, it’s the ‘quil

Got a goddam fucken cold, man

Probably gonna vape up some indicas tho, see if it helps the pressures of my crushing sinuses

This is gonna be some World Financial Group multi-level marketing shit.

next thing we know D is gonna be on an episode of 60 minutes about smuggling guns to south america or something

dude dxm + weed = this shit was clean. tripping in parallel universes.

Perhaps it's a live human "elf on a shelf" gig?

when i worked at the fair this cartel dude came up to me and offered me a job

i declined. i still have all my vital organs.

That’s the only explanation i can think of, yeah

Yeah, while it sux fux sneezin like a demon/coughin like a dog, i do enjoy the special hi from that tincture of thcs/dxm medicines as my head feels big and weird like a balloon floating wobbling thru cold/flu season

Before you get dead please update your will and leave your red pants to me.

Nice, you remembered! That my pants are fucken red

quaff that nyquil and smoke those microhits and listen to lil wayne no ceilings like a BOSS

Is that track have the big beat

:rockon:

QUOTE=butthurt;4481910]Perhaps it's a live human "elf on a shelf" gig?[/quote]
lmao

i don't have them anymore. i bought those when i was a big boy. they got donated along with all the others when i lost all the weight. RIP IN PEACES

Oh also i feel i should make clear that this was in line at a gas station

dude asked what one of my tattoos meant and that led to him asking what i do; when i said i was a househusband he asked if i do work on the side. i told him i'm down to catch a buck or two and he got my number because he works in some field that i don't remember now.

i subscribe to r/antimlm so i should be good about falling prey to any schemes

Crikey D., I'd have thought you were touting for business, you street hustler :smoke:

Gotta sell this ass while I got it. I'm 36 and not getting younger. :smoke:

I've offered strange women job opportunities in the past and they've usually told me to fuck off.

do you accept food stamps?

I PREFER food stamps.

:blush:

All sorts of job opportunities these days...exciting times

that's my kinda job

Seems reasonable, what could go wrong :think:

No mention of a "fat evil dwarf" costume. Is this Texas? Sounds like someone wanting to legally shoot an "intruder".