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butthurt 11-05-2018 12:13 AM
someone put a bunch of pornography on my laptop
 
There are photos and videos of various performers in all kinds of acts of perversion. Some of them are even dressed in animal costumes. I don't know who did it, but I have a couple of suspects.

Alice 11-05-2018 12:19 AM
Do go on

butthurt 11-05-2018 12:21 AM
A lot of it looks like it was transferred from VHS tapes. There are folders within folders within folders... This is the work of some very twisted individual.

Alice 11-05-2018 12:21 AM
I mean I want to hear about these suspects

Alice 11-05-2018 12:21 AM
Interesting. Is this a work computer?

D. 11-05-2018 12:21 AM
Ya done goofed.

Alice 11-05-2018 12:22 AM
When did you discover this material?

butthurt 11-05-2018 12:23 AM
I had no idea that a panda and a koala mating had ever taken place, but in the world of VHS porn anything goes...

Alice 11-05-2018 12:23 AM
Does it appeal to individuals of all sexual orientations?

butthurt 11-05-2018 12:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyler (Post 4477665)
Interesting. Is this a work computer?
No, this is a laptop for personal use. I do loan it out occasionally. Perhaps an IT* specialist or a professional internet psychologist has targeted my machine with this sinful material...

butthurt 11-05-2018 12:26 AM
*Information Technology

butthurt 11-05-2018 12:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyler (Post 4477669)
Does it appeal to individuals of all sexual orientations?
Very much so.

Alice 11-05-2018 12:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by butthurt (Post 4477671)
IT* specialist or a professional internet psychologist
The usual suspects

butthurt 11-05-2018 12:36 AM
Maybe NSFW:

Skradgee 11-05-2018 02:36 AM
Did you know...that it's possible...to breed the combined offspring of a goat and a sheep?

The result: a Geep!

They're adorable.

FoolofaTook 11-05-2018 08:05 AM

smashingjj 11-05-2018 08:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by butthurt (Post 4477663)
A lot of it looks like it was transferred from VHS tapes. There are folders within folders within folders... This is the work of some very twisted individual.
;)

Mals Marola 11-05-2018 11:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skradgee (Post 4477696)
Did you know...that it's possible...to breed the combined offspring of a goat and a sheep?

The result: a Geep!

They're adorable.
The "Geep" is the name of the car the Gorillaz drove in the early 2000s

i'm afraid both can not co-exist under the same moniker...

FlamingGlobes 11-05-2018 12:04 PM
It's okay; your girlfriend doesn't post here. You can be honest with us.

FoolofaTook 11-05-2018 12:05 PM
you mean his "girlfriend" folder?

Mals Marola 11-05-2018 12:19 PM
I assumed this thread was just practice for whenever he did ultimately have to confront his significant other

FlamingGlobes 11-05-2018 12:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4477782)
you mean his "girlfriend" folder?
Perhaps I've said too much

Disco King 11-05-2018 01:32 PM
Maybe somebody was just paying a good deed forward?

FlamingGlobes 11-05-2018 07:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4477803)
Maybe somebody was just paying a good deed forward?
I say never look a gift horse in the mouth.

And if that gift horse is really a guy in a horse costume, fully errect, don't look him in the eyes, either.

FoolofaTook 11-05-2018 07:05 PM
damn shit got gnarly

duovamp 11-05-2018 08:06 PM
Yeeeaaaahhhh someone put a bunch of pornography on my laptop too.... And on my PC.... What a sicko....

myosis 11-05-2018 11:02 PM
you should notify the special division at the FBI


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