Cesar Sayoc bomb mailer was male stripper / steroid user
 

So apparently this guy whose been accused of sending these bombs to famous people had background as a male exotic dancer / dance choreographer and was a steroid user. Wtf you can’t even make up headlines like this. Can’t wait for the film to be made about this guy

you got a problem with male strippers?

There’s so much irony and humor in the fact that based on his background he doesn’t fit the profile of someone people assume would be capable of this. In fact he’s probably the exact opposite of that profile

He was listening to house music and getting a tan while he was building these explosives.

let's compare male strippers to bomb mailers track by track

catherine sharters vs. kimono wheelers

Maybe there’s not just one type of lunatic out there?

Bombers can have hobbies, too.

what are you guys planning on saying to the media when kimani shorter is arrested one day?

"He seemed so normal."

TOOOK!!!

I bow my head in shame. I have failed you all.

:cry:

i think i got distracted by the mail stripper

:banoonoo:

I'm trying to wrap my head around the idea that a murderously aggressive guy could be a steroid user and nope, I just can't do it

He was a dj too. Yes I’m sure there are lots of bombers out there that dj and strip and are dance choreographers on top of that. He would probably make you a EDM mixtape if you asked him to.

I can only hope that if I, for whatever reason, one day decide to bomb something, Catherine Wheel makes a thread about me.

I don’t care for EDM.

Did he lift, too, or were the 'roids simply working off the pelvic thrusts his stripping brought to the table?

Can you imagine all the material Saturday night live is going to have for next few weeks with this guy? There will probably be a chippendales sketch and Fred armisen will play him with padded muscle costume. This stuff just writes itself.

I try not to think about Saturday Night Live, myself.

I cant imagine anyone other than Fred Armisen playing this guy. He's the perfect choice to imitate him.

Ben Stiller was a good choice for Cohen but Henry Winkler would probably be better since he looks like an older version of Cohen. But Winkler is probably semi retired now and would never come out of retirement to appear on SNL

Henry Winkler isn't retired. He just won an Emmy for his role on Barry, lol. But yeah, he does look like an older version of Cohen.

Thread being derailed. Wasn’t this about strippers can’t make bombs / false flags?

Do ya really think all bombers are going to be the cartoon stereotype? It's a similar thing to people who are mind-blown that certain "apparently normal" people on the outside could be drug users

surely accomplished psychologist Catherine Wheel looks straight through stereotypes like that. He is the puppet master of this whole board, for fuck's sake.