hagelmix
 

yoho spread
spagheroni
halvamel

that'll be 175 guilders, please

share your dutch nostalgic memories here

even naar de Edah

god bless the smashing stroopwafels

this is why we should build a wall in the atlantic ocean.

and Atlantis will pay for it

I had a school friend who lived in The Netherlands for several years and I remember asking her if it's true that people ride bikes everywhere. She said they did.

Clearly lies. I ride around in my tank all day and so do most of my friends

Times have changed.

havensnoggher

I could go for an extra large bowl of snovvendorfs tonight.

OOK AL ZIJN ZE PAARS

There are no tanks in Beffen.

KEES
PAPIER HIER
APPELTJE EITJE
GEZELLIG IN DE KERREVVENN

Bram is having a stroke everyone

HELP HIM HEEEELLLLLLPPPPP

i'm stroking my pee pole, pepole

:erm:

cool as crass cream

I know, that kind of childish behaviour wont be tolerated here.

Go sit in the naughty corner CAIC.

This is what the Australians call Fairy bread.

Their and your culture are wrong. So very wrong.

MUISJES

I bought hagelslag in Surabaya over the weekend. My children had never eaten it before and put it on everything, peanut butter sandwiches, oatmeal, in their milk.

my Dutch nostalgia is the recursive image on the Droste tin...probably stared at that for too many hours as a kid because we had no VCR

Sometimes Blooker would be on special and we'd get that instead, which really, in such an already deprived childhood, was extra specially sad

one time, the guy in the Dutch shop said to me "In de Nederlants it is much safer and easier to ride a bike because we have psychopaths."

and I nodded and smiled but was like dude, wtf are you talking about. Do the psychopaths kill people who don't use road rules or something

and then later I realised he said "cycle paths" and I was like wow, a country with paths just for bikes, it's like a utopia or something...

lol.

enough psychopaths here too.

lololo psychopaths

good one guy from the dutch shop

blergle blergle

gotterschlume