I'm not being honest. I'm just being mean.
 

I have a penis.

Is pennis errect?

That's kind of a hard question to answer.

If it’s in between you can just call it a semi. Not that hard.

I see what you did there

I think perhaps you're going soft on me.

I have 10

Strapon; it's gonna be a long thread.

when i was in serbia i saw lots of posters of djokovic with fists raised doing pelvic thrusts.

i loled a bit and ermed a bit too.

ok globes, if you keep talking like this i'm gonna have to cut you off.

just leave the poor man's foreskin intact.

I see things have finally come to a head.

today while i was going down into hezekiah's tunnel, I passed this thing called Warren's Shaft.

LOL SHAFT

Rank: pulled

fixed

Ouch. Don't say fixed in this thread.

ah, there's the rub

I don't think this conversation really needs to be out in pubic like this.

Mmmm pubes

Such an awful lovely word

Lately me and my ppl been coin the affliction “pube rot,” as in “sorry im just cranky cause of the pube rot” or “smells like Fing pube rot in here” or “gosh it’s so hot i caught the pube rot outside”

i'm going to have a drink at the pube!

Quick let’s get this to 4 pages

Post your favorite farts

glad this thread has turned into a Members Club

pube rot exists in south florida. or as it is more commonly called here, crotch rot

I dunno. Thread seems a little tainted now.

Is it swamp ass too? I heard of that in these parts

Round here



I been hearing about that swamp ass, sometimes

Pube rot we picture not necessarily to be related to swamp ass, or that special mixture of sweat, musk, dew, taintcreams, cunts, butts, shit, lipps, dicks or scroteholes, to which, combined with summertime, most drs ascribe the causation of swamp ass or, if you will, crotch rot

Pube rot is more like your actual hairs are consumed by a festering special purple/yellow rot that may could be sentient

crotch rot, afaik, is the same as jock itch AKA fungal infection (tinea cruris) but i'm not an expert. i will admit i had it once and the powder spray on stuff saved my damn life. that shit hurt so much, skin was broken and weeping etc.

before i tried the lotramin i made the mistake of trying gold bond spray and it was one of the most painful things of my entire life. don't put gold bond on broken skin. this will become valuable information as we all become old

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