I train with a certain breed of assholes
 

You know the ones. Grunt like sex crazed gorillas while they lift weights, before dropping them on the floor and making orgasm noises.

Should I shoot them?

you know these assholes

Yes, shoot all men. It's the only way forward.

the part i hate the most is how they usually stare at themselves super intensely in the mirror, i mean straight in the eye, as they pump

dudes are kind of the fucking worst, i'm not sure why you ladies put up with that shit

let us not forget the guys who make the infamous decompression monster truck release valve sound

top notch parody thread, btw

pff, no way.

DESTROY ALL HUMAN LIFE

#notallmen

lift books not weights

That's missing the point and letting men get off the hook easy.

We've had several tries and centuries of the patriarchy and it all failed.
Surely we should give matriarchy at least a shot before ending everything.

the future is female

Now when you say it like that, it does sound scary.

If women are so great how come Kate Spade is dead?