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noyen 05-23-2018 10:07 PM

live forever with large infected herpes sores on face, genitals and anus OR....
 
DIE IN A FIRE..

noyen 05-23-2018 10:08 PM

learn about Kanye West from a Canadian Trump supporter and the world's latest convert...

noyen 05-23-2018 10:09 PM

eat rotten sushi with live maggots on it

noyen 05-23-2018 10:12 PM

go to church with Monte LDS and sit under him while he farted on you through a mesh church chair while you smelled his rancid church farts from a diet of potted meat, gabanzo beans, radishes and lots of game goat tartar for 4 hours while some fuck head rambles on about loving baptising dead shit bags like Hitler...

noyen 05-23-2018 10:12 PM

have sex with a disabled horse...

noyen 05-23-2018 10:16 PM

insert a 2 liter bottle of faygo up your ass and ride a bicycle on the bumpiest road in Pakistan until it exploded inside your rectum...

noyen 05-23-2018 10:21 PM

get kicked in the balls / vagina / eunich area repeatedly with an ERRECT panis / rock hard clit / stimulated skin area while listening to Lars Ulrich talk about his band, Metallica.

duovamp 05-23-2018 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noyen (Post 4438767)
get kicked in the balls / vagina / eunich area repeatedly with an ERRECT panis / rock hard clit / stimulated skin area while listening to Lars Ulrich talk about his band, Metallica.

Is Lars there watching or is he just playing on some speakers?

noyen 05-24-2018 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp (Post 4438769)
Is Lars there watching or is he just playing on some speakers?

he is in the room. naked, sweaty and very talkative.

noyen 05-24-2018 02:00 AM

eat shitty Italian food

Elvis The Fat Years 05-24-2018 03:15 AM

I dunno man. I'm just here for the 99 cent taco enema. I saw you ad in the paper.

smashingjj 05-24-2018 03:56 AM

live fast or die forever

smashingjj 05-24-2018 03:56 AM

get rich or try dyin

smashingjj 05-24-2018 04:12 AM

LIVE FOREVER WITH PERPETUAL DIARREAH COMING FROM YOUR EYES OR DIE IN A FIRE

CHOOSE NOW OR DIE FOREVER

smashingjj 05-24-2018 04:15 AM

have la deux machina blasting in your left ear and heavy metal machine blasting in your right eye until the end of time

smashingjj 05-24-2018 04:16 AM

i hate myself and want to live forever

smashingjj 05-24-2018 04:17 AM

form an immortal human centipede in between fuzzyroes and montelds

yo soy el mejor 05-24-2018 07:21 PM

quit net4ia

Mooney 05-24-2018 07:25 PM

live forever with large infected herpes sores on face, genitals and anus

..AND....

DIE IN A FIRE..

yo soy el mejor 05-24-2018 07:31 PM

OH NO

duovamp 05-26-2018 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noyen (Post 4438774)
he is in the room. naked, sweaty and very talkative.

That's my dream.


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