Any of you ladies watching the NHL playoffs?
 

:erm:

Nope. I’m from New Zealand so I follow super rugby.

fuck regular rugby

Regular Rugby was my nickname in college.

are you 5 foot 2?

how big is your burek?

Only where it counts.

Only where it counts.

Nations who play their own adapted form of rugby are always a little hostile to the actual game. Don’t worry, Australia did the same thing and they’re a great country to be associated with.

how big is your baclava?

These days, as a woman who bore two sons for her husband, and still cooks three hot meals a day, for all of them, my piece of baklava is however much I can fit on my plate

But I do remember going to a Greek pastry shop in Melbourne when I was 20, with my 6'4" brother, who was 17, and looking hungrily at all the pastries which at that time I wasn't eating because they are butter-laden and I was vegan. The Greek lady behind the counter of course thought we were Greek - half-Samaons look surprisingly similar to Greeks. She asked us what we wanted and my brother chose. She asked me and I said "I'm OK, nothing thank you." and you know what she said?


She said... "Good girl." and smiled at me. Because you know, I was obviously still on the market for a husband, and not exactly rail-thin and what good husband would want a baclava munching glutton amirite

You gotta stuff that part of yourself deep down inside under layers of cigarettes and diet coke, until the wedding night.

Or in my case, until he knocks you up while you're still only wearing the engagement ring

loser alert!

Pittsburgh’s winning the cup!

I actually think Tampa Bay looks like the team to beat. If not them, then the Jets.

Honestly, Jets are so underrated by the media, they're a big, fast, strong, tough team. Nothing not to like. But Tampa Bay has just been so crazy good all year and haven't missed a beat in the playoffs.

Wrong thread fuzzy.

TAMPON BAY NAILED IT THEY WERE ON FIRE IF NO0T THEM THEN THE JETS MONY IN THE BANKS FELLA LADIES

maybe she was concerned for your teeth?

or not.