Finally a lawnmower (temporarily)
 

this is exactly what i thought it looked like. but i can't just make a parody thread of my own thread. i won't do it.

coll pic of you getting sat on by that kid in green shorts.

i don't own a lawnmower, but i really need to. not sure how this grass is going to be cut otherwise.

i've lived in apartments my entire life so i don't own anything for yard maintenance. it's been a (fun) process gathering all the necessities for a real house.

the real fun starts when you begin using them

Get a lawn mowing service to do it, if you can...you can do all the other gardening, but most people I know get their lawns mowed by a service, unless they really love doing it themselves. If you like vacuuming, you'll probably enjoy lawn mowing...