shut the fuck up pinecone

i'm a fan of "choke the chicken"

flick the booger? :confused:

finger the bean?

Fingering the Fava

fingering fathers

have y'all noticed how violent male euphemisms for masturbation are?

choke, beat, slap, etc.

Stomp.

I'm not sure if I find it more disturbing that netphoria had a boob album or that it was largely filled with photos people had posted here of their own free will

this thread is a disappointment. a netphorian once sent me a sex tape she made with an ex. that was a little more exciting. not gonna tell you who it was, though.

My guess is that her username started with an "E".

good guess, but no!

...2001, jesus christ.

baby aiden has probably lost his virginity. :erm:

you just had to be there

The fact that this place is still around - and that I still come here, like 20 years after I first found it - is frankly nuts. And yet, here we all are.

it is totally nuts. most of the 90s internet forums no longer exist (I assume). when I was playing around with the internet archive to find evidence of the boob album, I was able to find my first username, registered march 2000, when I was 18 and a couple months from high school graduation. and now here it is 18 more years later, WTF.

what was your first username, registered march 2000?

jazz is played from the heart. you can live by it. always love it.

smashingjj

omg omg omg

my "Join Date: 04-22-2004"

she also sent me this

How has dogfucker escaped muting?

this is what i want to know

i mean look at his goddamn avatar

atrocious!

I always think I'm looking at the guy from Orgy.

because liz fraser is a god

hopefully she didn't send you the one i made with her. :erm: