the official vaginal discharge thread
 

itt describe your creamy crusties. there is an ethereal beauty in that which oozes forth from the centroid of the woman

and guys don't feel left out. feel free to share your snail trail chronicles. you know the kind you left on your adore cd booklet after wanking to those sweet gothic nips

i wonder whose alt this is

sorry guys my mom hacked my phone and posted this

oh man, you totally went there. you're making everyone sooo uncomfortable!

tinwop

PINE PEE

sup lover

no that's butthurt.

get in line, broseph.

Do you think they'll ever come out with penis wash the way they have with vagina wash? Like, Penisil or something?

no. guys aren't insecure enough, and aren't afraid to put soap on their dicks

a cursory google search reveals DIEM wash

DIEM for HEE-YEM

There was the guy on a train in Sydney that washed himself with Coke after a spontaneous railway rendezvous.

As you do.

I think they are launching vagisil in South East Asia at the moment because I saw a YouTube ad that I could not rip myself away from, that spent 30 seconds personifying my vagina and telling me she needed special treatment

It was like a conversation with my husband that ends with me hissing at him and scratching whatever soft bare skin I can find and maybe me launching an all out campaign to grab his testicles and rip them off

But...it was a kawaii ad for vagisil

horribly disorienting

I never wash any body parts

You're not supposed to do that, it voids the warranty.

BRAHAMPUTRA

I have foreskin cleaner in my shower.

It's called body wash.

Flaming Globes: Uncut

I can assure you, my globe is not flaming.

mods can we sticky this thread

Straya. Fuckin’ gold.

The fuck is the weasel and the dog doing on the bottle?

I cant read communist so any help would be swell.

beats me. i'm not a dirty slav.