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redbreegull 08-10-2018 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by queenoftheswine (Post 4456690)
If your dream did actually come true and all men were wiped out except for you (because you volunteered to be the one and only pet dude) BUT a few years down the track females decide that they want dudes back and, for some inexplicable reason, they believe that going down the inbred road is the only way forward, which female member of your family would you bang and why? Only direct family counts. You can also choose to abstain at the risk of disappointing every female left on earth.

For the purposes of this question, let's forget about sperm banks.
I don't know what "direct family" means but I have a first cousin who is really, really fine. I've brought this up before and apparently there is a psychological phenomenon where you are likely to be attracted to people in your own family if you did not grow up around them

queenoftheswine 08-10-2018 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Shallowed (Post 4456691)
I like you already
Why?

queenoftheswine 08-10-2018 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 4456692)
I don't know what "direct family" means but I have a first cousin who is really, really fine. I've brought this up before and apparently there is a psychological phenomenon where you are likely to be attracted to people in your own family if you did not grow up around them
Would you secretly hope she doesn't get pregnant straight away so that you can keep banging?

I guess that if you already like her, regardless of my hypothetical, this isn't really a tough question. Maybe someone who hasn't experienced this "phenomenon" should answer instead.

Shallowed 08-10-2018 10:34 PM
because you're not afraid to ask the tough questions

queenoftheswine 08-10-2018 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Shallowed (Post 4456697)
because you're not afraid to ask the tough questions
Asking is not the tough part.

Shallowed 08-10-2018 10:38 PM
Well, what is?

Disco King 08-10-2018 10:41 PM
My questions are jerky-tough

Shallowed 08-10-2018 10:43 PM
We need questions that are tough on crime.

queenoftheswine 08-10-2018 10:46 PM
Should we give guns to homeless people?

Shallowed 08-10-2018 11:07 PM
As a communist, I'm as unsure about gun control as I am about my sexuality

Disco King 08-11-2018 12:48 AM
I don't like the NRA and mass shootings, but also don't wanna disarm the proletariat against the bourgeoisie.

Only give guns to woke people?

Shallowed 08-11-2018 01:24 AM

Disco King 08-11-2018 03:44 AM
Good old Ronnie Reagan supported some of the harshest gun laws after Black Panthers started enforcing their open-carry rights.

buzzard 08-11-2018 06:33 AM
Why is mandarin juice not a thing?

pavementtune 08-11-2018 06:51 AM
disqualified question, buzz.

Shallowed 08-11-2018 06:52 AM
Because that would be cannibalism

smashingjj 08-11-2018 07:29 AM
Because people would then start marrying their dogs

FoolofaTook 08-11-2018 02:31 PM
it's is wrong that that got me a little hard?

buzzard 08-11-2018 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by pavementtune (Post 4456747)
disqualified question, buzz.
Though there's presumably at least one guy out there that's belted out an Elvis cover while stuffing his undies with shredded cabbage, I would hesitate to call it a thing.

Shallowed 08-11-2018 07:48 PM
What's your excuse for everything?

buzzard 08-11-2018 08:27 PM
The Deep State

redbreegull 08-11-2018 08:36 PM
The Derp State

teh b0lly!!1 08-11-2018 09:27 PM
The Derp Stare

topleybird 08-14-2018 04:38 PM
If it's trash day and you have too much trash to fit into your barrel, is it weird to throw the extra in your neighbor's bin

myosis 08-14-2018 05:04 PM
i've done it and it felt great

Elphenor 08-14-2018 05:43 PM
naughty naughty

smashingjj 08-14-2018 06:46 PM
it was trash day and we went on a crusade to find stuff

FoolofaTook 08-14-2018 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by myosis (Post 4457323)
i've done it and it felt great
dats wat ur dad sed

LaBelle 08-15-2018 08:46 AM
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?


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