And because no one asked here's an updated species ranking 2018:

cats > dogs >>> pandas >>> turtles >>> sharks >>> squirrels >>>>>>> frogs >>>>>>>> rats >>>>>>>>>> horses >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> humans >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> paul mccartney

knowahmsayin

nope

smashingjj

you are now braindead.
congratulations.

hey du, komm mal her! hey Sexy, ich möchte dich anlutschen

hey you, come over here! hey sexy, I'd like to suck-slobber-lick you


in a very convincing northern German. he is oneofusoneofusoneofus

hawt

lol i didn't purposely use the word anluetschen, my grasp of the german language is very limited and i'm more about making words up

meinen graschp von der deutschen sprache ist unglaublich.

who wants to ask the difficult questions

does anyone want to volunteer to go first

lassen wir nicht bang sein die schwerigen fragen zu stellen.

uh, what's your favourite colour?

GREEN

mein lieblingskleure ist rot

yeah fucking right

sounds like a cheesy m'lady boy fantasy

klinckt wie ein käsige mein-fraulein jungen phantasie.

sounds great to me tbh

i mean if they killed rbg along with the rest of ya'll males and kept just me

hört gross nach mich um erlich zu sein
ich meine als sie rbg toten zusammen mit dem rest von du alle männer und nur mich behalten

could you tone the french down pls?

thank u

pourriez-vous tonifier le français en bas svp?
je vous remercie.

and now he switches to german

their's no winning

Os cientistas querem criar abelhas, mas eles não conseguem criar abelhas.

wetenschappers proberen bijen te maken, maar ze kunnen geen bijen maken

ja imam veliki burek. jako veliki burek!

ikr?

If your dream did actually come true and all men were wiped out except for you (because you volunteered to be the one and only pet dude) BUT a few years down the track females decide that they want dudes back and, for some inexplicable reason, they believe that going down the inbred road is the only way forward, which female member of your family would you bang and why? Only direct family counts. You can also choose to abstain at the risk of disappointing every female left on earth.

For the purposes of this question, let's forget about sperm banks.

I like you already