Yes. Every time I walk into Safeway.

Invest in some nifty disguises. You'd be surprised how a handle bar moustache can work wonders

Or a wedding dress.

Yeah, you know what to do!

I've got the hair, I've got the legs, I've got the waistline. Just some extra padding for my toosh and a veil over my face and I'd be one sexy bride.

With that attire you'll attract nary a glance from Mitchell

Think of the freedom as you move amongst the aisles

Please don't remind me of Mitchell. Because of him the cutest cashier in the valley detests me. Last time I went there I was too scared to stand in her lane. The other cashier was barely containing her laughter.

How do these things happen to me?

If it's not to be, it's not to be...

That's brutal

It's is my life.

:erm:

Fuzzyroes
FoolofaTook, fuzzyroes, MarquisInSpades, slunken

This is the high-water mark in my career trajectory.

Fuzzy along with FoolOfATook were the 2 biggest General Chat posters of 2017, but it's funny, Fuzzy definitely hasn't stood the test of time. I can't remember the last time I've even seen him in General Chat

That's true. While FoolofaTook, as we all know, is still featured prominently on all the remaining boards, at all times of the day (accepting the four hours during whence he slumbers).

Why does everything have to be a joke with you?

different sides of the same coin, my friend. they're both privileged and bored white dudes with problematic views of women.

Saying "privileged" and "white dude" is just saying the same thing twice.