holiday thread to trigger fuzzy's roes
 

the poplar christmastime ballad baby it's is cold outside is about rape


discuss

All of Christmas is about rape, if you reallllllly think about it

@ Jesus: Oh please, don't even get me going about this one.

god basically raped mary when u think about it

please do get started mr. rape culture cavalier

you get a cookie!

Still not as bad a Christmas song as "Do They Know it's Christmas."

but you're giving fuzzy exectly what he wants. attention.

i really like the She & Him version (it's also the girl who's doing the begging in this one)

I want to get raped... BY FUZZYS FATHER! !


MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Not cool to use rape as a joke, man. It can be upsetting to victims of sexual abuse.

but it's cool in a christmas song right

MarquisInDades/Life'sADrag >>>> Fuzzyrows


wat now?

Am I witnessing validation from the great FoaT?? What a day to be alive.

i'm pronouncing that as foat like goat with an F and i like it

why is it "an" F and not "a" F? engrish b dum

Someone's got a fan!

Now... we celebrate.

Indeed. I doubt I've any reasons left to live anymore.

But you just got married, wth

You just got married?!

Congratulations, bro!!!

Thank you.

It was a pleasure to finally join in holy matrimony with your father.

.........................

I'm 17, lol

Because the pronunciation of the letter "f" begins with a vowel sound. "Eff." The same reason we say "an hour" rather than "a hour."

Despite the popular misconception, "vowel" refers to sounds, not the letters themselves.

And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

God is your father

Your father is a god







of sex









anal



sex

Let there be light!

:idea:

Let there be dad.

I wanna meet that dad

And Took the "meat" joke is too obvious so please don't kthnx