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smashingjj 12-14-2017 05:49 PM

Escalator etiquette
 
The gf recently said that our country was the only one where people just stand wherever, leaving no place for people to walk past them. Is this true? I know in England you stand on one side and walk on the other and it's a big nono if you don't and i wouldn't be surprised if this was the same in the US and Canada. And lol, India.

yo soy el mejor 12-14-2017 05:54 PM

walk left, stand right. always. but lots of assholes don't do that and get upset when you squeeze past them. should've stood right!

yo soy el mejor 12-14-2017 05:57 PM

they even have signs here, but apparently some people still can't get it. like, if you don't mind waiting in a queue, then stand to the right! don't make a whole new one where people don't want to wait.


Run To Me 12-14-2017 06:07 PM

It's one of those things that once you realize what you're suppose to do you feel so bad for being a dumbass and never doing it before, but how could you know if no one (or no sign) ever told you

Kind of like my white supremacist grandmother nobody on Fox News ever told her it's not cool anymore to say the N word so she still does it, but when she gets to heaven like next year or whenever she's gonna be all like "aw shit oops!?!?"

Run To Me 12-14-2017 06:07 PM

Assuming she can even get into heaven ofc

Mooney 12-14-2017 06:23 PM

why do people stand on escalators at all? WHY? drives me nuts. the point of them is to get people through a choke point faster, not slower.

FoolofaTook 12-14-2017 06:36 PM

There are no escalators in the Walla Wallaean Vale.

Someday, inshallah, the GSGE (Greater Serbian Galactic Empire) shall change this.

ilikeplanets 12-14-2017 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4402208)
walk left, stand right. always. but lots of assholes don't do that and get upset when you squeeze past them. should've stood right!

Exactly this

ilikeplanets 12-14-2017 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooney (Post 4402213)
why do people stand on escalators at all? WHY? drives me nuts. the point of them is to get people through a choke point faster, not slower.

U kno y

smashingjj 12-14-2017 06:50 PM

in my country, you are supposed to be naked on the escalator, and when someone is behind you, you fart them in the face.

not everyone adheres to this instantly and that is fine but if you don't after you've officially come to live here, you will be sentenced to death by deathscalator.

ilikeplanets 12-14-2017 06:51 PM

Is that the new Dethklok album title? Should be

FoolofaTook 12-14-2017 07:29 PM

They have escalators in Wenatchee?

redbreegull 12-14-2017 08:20 PM

Walk left, stand right. Anyone who stands on the left side is known as an escaleftor. There are no signs here but the majority of people seem to know the proper decorum, at least in the metro system. At the mall you probably will encounter dumbasses who block your path of travel more often.

ilikeplanets 12-14-2017 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4402241)
They have escalators in Wenatchee?

No, but I've lived in real cities most of my life (born in DC) and have visited roughly half of the 50 states, some of them good ones

ilikeplanets 12-14-2017 08:43 PM

And with the way things are looking I'm likely to move again soon. Good riddance! This place is BORING, and I lived in Alabama for 5 years

buzzard 12-14-2017 08:59 PM

We stand on the left and walk on the right.

In theory.

FoolofaTook 12-14-2017 09:02 PM

I walk where I like and stand where I please.

ilikeplanets 12-14-2017 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard (Post 4402292)
We stand on the left and walk on the right.

In theory.

and your toilet water also flushes the opposite way, we get it already!!

buzzard 12-14-2017 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4402294)
I walk where I like and stand where I please.

...and then panic in retrospect about the stares these behaviors generate?

FoolofaTook 12-14-2017 09:31 PM

What me? Never! I am made of adamant!

redbreegull 12-14-2017 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4402318)
What me? Never! I am made of adamant!

Adamantine Took over here

FoolofaTook 12-14-2017 09:59 PM

Took the Inexorable.

LaBelle 12-14-2017 10:18 PM

Where I live no one walks past others on an escalator, it's viewed as kinda rude even if there's room to walk.

FoolofaTook 12-14-2017 10:42 PM

They have escalators in the southern hemisphere??? Do they run the wrong way?

teh b0lly!!1 12-14-2017 11:15 PM

when i went to Japan they had the most elaborate systems there that everybody seemed to know instinctively. on escalators, stairs, walking lanes, at the metro - everybody is organized as fuck and walk only where they're supposed to, and i often found myself being THE RUDE GAIJIN being somewhere i'm not supposed to be. especially coming from China where it's fucking chaos everywhere and enormous amounts of people go in all possible directions at the same time.

the rule here is also stand right-walk left, but for a while now i've been moving my ass more and when i face a busy escalator or free-ish normal stairs, i'm gonna blaze up the stairs 9 out of 10 times.

it drives me crazy seeing how lazy people are - very often i'll see people actually opting to take the handicapped elevator just to avoid going DOWN 10-15 stairs. or people literally squeezing into an escalator just to not take a bunch of steps. what the hell is wrong wichoo?

yo soy el mejor 12-14-2017 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard (Post 4402292)
We stand on the left and walk on the right.

In theory.

think of the left as the fast lane

the right is for texters, old people, and lazy people

LaBelle 12-14-2017 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4402346)
They have escalators in the southern hemisphere??? Do they run the wrong way?

Yes we do, but they are built out of coconuts ofc.

yo soy el mejor 12-14-2017 11:50 PM

aw yeah i love running up a flight of stairs and leaving those slow-moving jerks in the dust. i'm not missing a bus for you or anybody. every second counts.

qwerty sp 12-14-2017 11:56 PM


Run To Me 12-15-2017 12:08 AM

Glad to hear your moving your ass more teh b0lls, man i could go for a nice jog up an escalator right now, got the fucken oven pizza burps plus shouldn't of had that garage sprite

yall ever just crack a cold can from the garage in the winter the pops kinda hotter than from the fridge so that sucks but also its kinda lazy/fun to do it


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