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post here and i will to tell you how you will die

FROM A BONG HIT

please

hi

I don't get it

I'm already dead

That's, like, totally kvlt brah.

I thought I was dead.

Then I discovered French Shoegaze. Whallah!

Yay, I was just wondering where was Jesus and his need for a shit

My turkey is officially roasting.

you will the take a hugest rip from a bong and you will cough and cough until you vomit out the internals organs but you will still keep coughing and eventually you will hack up the shriveled soul at your center blackened by years of metal music and orc trickery

alternative redscreegbull will kill you in his dream and you will to die in real life

you will fall into surprisingly deep manhole

shootout with privatre security forces of tayip erdogan

you will be drinking on a picket fence and fall off and break your whole face

flesh eating bacteria

How come I get two dooms? That's not very fateful now is it?

I made stuffing and ate the whole pot on the spot.

Feeling a little queasy.

The whole fucking apartment reeks of roast turkey. I can barely breathe.

Outside it is raining.

Also I think I need to trim my eyebrows. I got some antlers going on.

I've been roasting this fucker for four hours and it still is nowhere near done.

these were quite good

is the oven plugged in

No fool it's nuclear powered.

well i was going to suggest putting the turkey out in the sun, but alas, the rain

have you tried shining a bright light on it for a while

tUrN up ThE goDdaMn OveN SIr IT hAs bEeN FOur hOuRs

The turkey was done. It was pretty good. And now I have meat for several days.

Flaming Globes do you like Black Jesus?

I love Black Jesus.

Enter a TV thread once in a while, will ya??

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I gave your mom meat for several days.

Dude I was raving about Black Jesus months ago. It is not as good as Boondocks but still awesome. I was a homeless stoner bum living in the hood remember? With long hair too. I could totally relate?


Who is your favorite character? Mine is Vic the bad guy. He is such a prick heh.

I think I'm partial to Lloyd, if only because John Witherspoon is always hilarious.

And yeah, I definitely get some legit Took vibes from watching it. :smoke:

It's kind of like the black Trailer Park Boys.

electrocuted by faulty hair dryer

malaria

spontaneous combustion

hi

a coin dropped from a great height will pick up enough velocities to cleanly bisect you as you are walking down the streets

You're streets ahead, Jeebus.