that's actually pretty funny

Are you implying that the other ur mom jokes featured on this board aren't

:mad:

(just jk)

Well, if her marriage is open and he would be OK with it (he probably wouldn't want to know about it, unless he's into cuckolding which I guess could open up a whole new dimension for you but I digress), then why not? As long as you're not going to bust up a marriage and you use protection, I see no shame in it.

So that's one Netphorian's approval. You just need two more Netphorians to sign off before you can go ahead and do it.

Also, you got off the 3eb train just in time. I would definitely go to bat for Dopamine, though they're essentially a different band now.

I mean, of course, make sure the scabies are gone before you go ahead, but you knew that already.

I think of "her" as Palmela Handerson

Dude, how come you've had scabies for so long? There's a heavy-duty wash that doctors prescribe that kills that shit dead in an instance.

fuck off

Moving on: my parents are going to take me to see the Mormon Tabernacle Choir (LOL) for their Christmas special. Goddamn I wish I could get high for that.

:(

honestly man. I was wrongly diagnosed with scabies once, and the doctor acted like it was a relatively easy thing to treat. It wasn't till I got home and researched scabies that I came to the conclusion that my doctor was out to lunch. I went to get a 2nd opinion and it turned out I just had a allergic reaction.

(i'll make sure to wear my sunnO))) shirt)

i spent two years in a filthy homeless shelter. i have this shit, no doubt. i have been using permethrin for four goddamn months. see the dermatologist on monday. that's how long it has taken me to get an appointment.

i have medicaid. no one is killing themselves to help me.

sorry that i cussed at you fuzzy. im losing it a bit here and there now and then.

20 tubes of permethrin, 40 fucking epsom salt baths, countless washings of laundry (my neighbors probably think i shit myself or something), i feel like everyone in my pharmacy knows, everyone in the clinic knows, everyone in my motherfucking workplace knows.

fuck. hell i took (who cares?) a goddamn BLEACH bath i got so fucking desperate. if this dermatologist doesnt help i am going to peel my skin off.

Del

del

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it's gonna be ok man

took i'm sorry you're suffering skin problems man, i know that's tough :(

hopefully it'll be over soon, hang in there

Dead In An Instance is the name of my metal band.

Fuck, that sucks man :(. I wasn't trying to belittle you, I genuinely didn't realize it was so difficult to treat. When I got diagnosed with it the doctor was just like "here this will fix it" and that was about it it. Poor guy has since passed, but I really think I had one of the worst doctors ever lol.