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fuzzyroes 05-14-2017 12:23 AM

Does anyone ever feel insecure that their penis is too small when not errect?
 
THREAD FOR THE GUYS ONLY


true question.

When erect I feel all confident and it seems big, but when I'm just strutting around with it flacid sometimes it doesn't look too impressive. I know it's generally not a problem because if your pants are down you're usually aroused and if you're not it's only being seen in passing by a woman who's seen it erect so you don't really care. But like this one time at a party this guy pantsed me and my dick was just looking all small in front of all these girls.

But I swear it differs from days to day. Sometimes I'll look in the mirror all satisfied and sometimes it's like "shit man..." I swear the things schizophrenic or something

fuzzyroes 05-14-2017 12:25 AM

Honest replies only guys.

Bread Regal 05-14-2017 12:49 AM

Have you considered that you may just have a smaller than average penis

Bread Regal 05-14-2017 12:50 AM

sir

smashingjj 05-14-2017 12:51 AM

I touched a girl's butts and boobs but no sex yet. I hope it will come true soon

ohnoitsbonnie 05-14-2017 01:14 AM

Can't keep me from this thread

redbreegull 05-14-2017 01:23 AM

do guys have dawn's syndrome or something, it says serious honest replies only

teh b0lly!!1 05-14-2017 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4355061)
I touched a girl's butts and boobs but no sex yet. I hope it will come true soon

* lipps, butts and titts

LaBelle 05-14-2017 09:58 AM

Post pictures and we'll tell you if you should feel insecure.

MyOneAndOnly 05-14-2017 11:16 AM

do not post pics. send pics to Bonnie and she'll tell us about it

ohnoitsbonnie 05-14-2017 11:20 AM

I have 7 penises to compare it to

TuralyonW3 05-14-2017 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes (Post 4355054)
if your pants are down you're usually aroused

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes (Post 4355054)
if your pants are down you're usually aroused

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes (Post 4355054)
if your pants are down you're usually aroused

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes (Post 4355054)
if your pants are down you're usually aroused

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes (Post 4355054)
if your pants are down you're usually aroused

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes (Post 4355054)
if your pants are down you're usually aroused

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes (Post 4355054)
if your pants are down you're usually aroused

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes (Post 4355054)
if your pants are down you're usually aroused

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes (Post 4355054)
if your pants are down you're usually aroused

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes (Post 4355054)
if your pants are down you're usually aroused

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes (Post 4355054)
if your pants are down you're usually aroused

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes (Post 4355054)
if your pants are down you're usually aroused

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes (Post 4355054)
if your pants are down you're usually aroused

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes (Post 4355054)
if your pants are down you're usually aroused


teh b0lly!!1 05-14-2017 11:34 AM

lol

ohnoitsbonnie 05-14-2017 11:42 AM

Do you guys take underwear off to use the bathroom? I think by pulling them down a little they get stretched out by my open thighs. Does that make sense? What should I do

ohnoitsbonnie 05-14-2017 11:56 AM


FlamingGlobes 05-14-2017 12:07 PM

It's OK fuzzrod, most Republicans feel insecure with the size of their manhood. It's why America is currently dealing with Trump as its leader.

FlamingGlobes 05-14-2017 12:09 PM

Fuzzy, I heard that drinking vast amounts of cheap beer can make your prick shrink.

You might wanna stop before your peen has NOFX on women.

ohnoitsbonnie 05-14-2017 12:09 PM

I'm insecure about my vagina when I'm naked. Like what if someone sees it and it looks dry. They'll think I'm a dead, fried fish in bed

FlamingGlobes 05-14-2017 12:11 PM

fuzzy saw his dad's penis once when he was really young and it's haunted him since.

smashingjj 05-14-2017 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie (Post 4355110)
I have 7 penises to compare it to

Hah! That's nothing. You should have seen me in 2004

ohnoitsbonnie 05-14-2017 12:41 PM

My mom was antivaccination except when she'd have to do something like home school so thank god I have all the measles, bumps, rubella ones but she didn't allow me to have and convinced me that hpv vaccines would paralyze me so I have the hpvs that cause cancer now and they haven't gone away for years and I have a Pap smear tomorrow which not only hurt a lot, but are always traumatic in other ways. I'm expecting to have full blown cervical cancer tomorrow

ohnoitsbonnie 05-14-2017 12:41 PM

- bonnie using netphoria as her therapist

ohnoitsbonnie 05-14-2017 12:42 PM

My mom is full of contradictions and while she is very smart, she is not sane

Happy mothers day

FlamingGlobes 05-14-2017 12:44 PM

hmd!

ohnoitsbonnie 05-14-2017 12:47 PM

I wanna finish cleaning my apartment before grocery shopping and then stopping over there to say thanks mom this is your day but lying down is so much fun

FlamingGlobes 05-14-2017 12:53 PM

I texted my mom, who lives in Florida and who always claimed she hated Mother's Day, to wish her a hmd. Job, done.

ohnoitsbonnie 05-14-2017 12:55 PM

Did she hate being a mother too or just the day?

MyOneAndOnly 05-14-2017 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie (Post 4355110)
I have 7 penises to compare it to

:rofl:

MyOneAndOnly 05-14-2017 03:10 PM

Here is a tumbler for you Fuzzyroes

NSFW

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MyOneAndOnly 05-14-2017 03:49 PM

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