It's nuanced, can't you read?

Also, that "seriously" at the end of the sentence is seriously bothering me. There's got to be a better way of writing that.

People actually took seriously the guy who once claimed...

There we go. You are welcome, Buzzard.

People are going to see that I have the same editor as that other guy and lose respect for my work. You've ruined me.

clear out some space in your damn inbox, buddy!

i am trying to contact you privately

Though this was presumably addressed to the thread's dedicatee, may it serve as a reminder to us all to pave the way for clandestine colloquy.

apologies for failing to appropriately direct my message, and for any misunderstandings, emotional suffering, or bodily harm this oversight may have caused

i pray that, as buzzard kindly mentioned, some sliver of good may blossom from this unpleasantness

but b0lly, if you're reading this . . . come on, man.

burning a hole in my drafts folder here

it's cleared up.

heartfelt apologies for the mournful situation, i could only imagine how badly it must have hurt.

please accept my severed finger as restitution (smelling: optional).