It got awfully quiet in here all of a sudden

What personal attacks?

Anyway, I would gladly apologize for any perceived slight if you would at least admit you were out of bounds by trying to negate my experience. Deal?

Yeah, Took hasn't shown up yet.

This comment right here is his big win for the day. Or maybe even week. So I’ll let you have that big self esteem boosting win

get sexually harassed by any 11 year olds lately Cathy?

Sorry, but you don’t get to offer up a begrudging apology in exchange for what would amount to a concession of my underlying point in this thing

Notice how i didn’t ask u to admit i was right all along before i apologized? That’s how u do it. It’s called good faith. It’s called being a man. If you’re not interested in those things, carry on my guy

What if I wasn't interested in being a man? Would you have a problem with that?

Guys, I really don't think a b0lly appreciation thread was supposed to turn out like this.

But seriously, your refusal to see where I'm coming from means you never get an apology from me. Sorry if that keeps you up all night. Now let's go back to comparing the QOTSA discography to the SP discography.

Awww and here I thought I was the dull one CW was referring to. Maybe next time.

I'll admit, I can be dull when I want to. I don't drink or go out on work nights, I eat vegetables and fruit throughout the day and I usually put myself to bed 8 hours before I have to be up again.

Sometimes, I just stare at a blank wall while eating oatmeal.

Also I lost my genitals in a fire three years ago, but that's irrelevant.

Also, not a fan of cheetah print pants on tweeners. There, I admitted it. Felt good to finally get it out there, if I'm being honest.

Here's a secret: Oatmeal can be BOMB.

When I was in straight Sinsemillian mode back in the Walla Wallaean Vale, I would boil up some mean oatmeal in milk (Vitamin D, nothing else, foolfs!). Then I'd throw any combination of banana, dried figs, dried cranberries, dried cherries, peanut butter, honey, nutella, and so on.

Then I'd eat the whole fucking pot in one sitting. Three to four hours later, after three to four mugs of black coffee, the ensuing rectal expulsion was terrific!

what the fuck. isn't that some famous german soccer coach or something?

Real oatpros know the following:

1. Toast them oats in some butter before you boil em

2. Add the banana while it's cooking for a real nice time

Wow, now THIS is how a b0lly appreciation thread is done!

Rbg is starting to wish I was still pretending to be the type of person he and disco king have always been. A wolf in sheep’s clothing. Wipe the cobwebs from your eyes.

I bet this guy microwaves his oats.

It’s funny cus I started out like DK and later became nimrods son

yea, coach of the national team.

And that's how you smell your fingers, take note, Cathy!

So this nimrod fella, he microwaved his oats too?

:D

microwavable oats, pshaw!

get that shit outta here.

and yes, tyler, of course i would add the banana, and everything else while it was cooking. i like everything melted into one unholy mess. never considered the whole butter thing tho. sounds good.

speaking of bananas, frying green bananas with a little butter and sugar is like, woah.

Woah, let's pump the brakes a second. People actually took the guy that once claimed it's classist to dislike the smell of Denny's restaurants seriously?

That's pretty funny.

Am I the only one who got hard just reading this?