Outdated Netphoria Emoticons
 

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its too bad we can't have the standardized emojis i'm quite fond of :fire: :fire: :fire:

:HOMO:

Forgot?

:bump:

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this one especially has not aged well

out with the old, Pakula!! out with the old. let's clean this up

i remember trying to force puns on "eulogay" instead of eulogy

There isn't even a single cat emoji.

Netphoria failed at internet.

I like how the code for the emoticon is :HOMO:

i also called it the fagtendo gaycube because mostly gay men were excited about it on netphoria

these are true confessions here

one of my main criticisms of nintendo at the time was that it was SUPER GAY

now its like "oh wow the same idea again yeah thats great that we have a whole generation of adults who want to relive their childhood entertainment *this badly*"

The new crop of Mario games have been dire over the last ten years. Last good one was Mario Galaxy 1/2.

But still, I'm always down for new Mario Kart. And the Donkey Kong games are actually quite a bitch to slog through.

i mean there's lots of racing games you can play with friends

it doesn't matter, i'm simply bothered by corporate loyalty. the kind nintendo gets is cultish and weird.

Yeah, but Mario Kart's just fun, maaaaannnnn

Honestly, I get it and I agree. But a little corporate loyalty is OK from time to time, especially when we're just talking about video games.

I mean, it's not as bad as douche bags with Monster energy drink tattoos or anything.

I love the hell out of Super Mario 3D World.

well i like blizzard and will usually defend them but its not like i'm going to blizzcon or buying teeshirts

i had more fun with midnight club 3

It was okay the first time around, but wayyy too easy (my main gripe with modern Mario). It has virtually no replay value.

I bought Need for Speed Rivals from the PS store for $5 last weekend and got so frustrated by all the stopping and starting of gameplay and needless over-explanation from voiceovers and all the flashing bleeps and bloops that I just switched over to the GTA V, which I am completely bored but content with, after about 30 minutes.

I'm a pretty shitty gamer for a guy my in my demographic.

I remember it getting pretty hard near the end.
Also at some point I unlocked a bonus world that was super tough. Could never finish that.

Well, sure. It got a lil hard (that's what Took's mom said!) but after like four tries they give you the invincibility thing that you can't refuse because you're just like, fuck it, I wanna be done with this already.

Not a fan of the invincibility thing, either. Dunkey Kung let's u play as silver kung when u suck too bad and it's bullshit, I always refuse it

you realize need for speed is a different series made by the abolute worst game company

*record scratch* super mario world was best mario

It was the only other modern racing game I've had any experience with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ooh, we're sorry

The correct answer was Super Mario 3

We also would have accepted Mario 64

Where's the nerd emoji!

I wants it

Super Mario Maker was also a rad new Mario game.

so you're exactly the nintendo fanboy i'm talking about tho, all you've ever played is nintendo games

its like listening to only the beatles and nothing else

No, just outdated. I have a PS3 and play GTA IV/V, Red Dead Redemption, Dishonored and some other shit. Just really behind the curve in a big bad way.

I also have a WiiU that was bought primarily for Mario Karting.