Yeah...I'm more talking like a fraction of a day. Like from 9 in the morning until 1 or so.

I mean, are we not men? I don't live life like the fuzzrod.

Every single time

This is the correct answer

Flushing is expensive and bad for the world and the whales. And the frogs, and the indigenous. Don't ever do it until you poop and/or shit a bunch, everywhere. Then flush, and clean. Because poop is loaded with deadly bacteria that's bad for the world, and your tongue. It can grow colonies of crapbugs inside your molars, when you eat poop too much

So don't ever flush it and don't eat poop too often

I'll remember that next time I give a rimjob, thank you

If you get a call from an unknown number, do you answer it or do you automatically let it go to voicemail?

Insta-voicemail.

My ex-wife used to actually get mad at me when I wouldn't answer those calls.

On *my* phone, mind you...

Voicemail. Get a lotta wrong numbers. Got one from friekin Roswell NM when we were watching x/files blew my friekin mind

I rarely ever take calls anymore... most of my friends will even message me first asking if it's alright to call.

if its important they leave a message

voicemail. I hate talking on the phone because it makes me anxious. I operate by using the phone as little as possible. my little flip phone is mainly for texting

Do you exclusively use a flip phone? I've been thinking about switching back to save an extra $30 or so a month. I fucking hate phones anyhow.

Lol @ flaming globes waging war on fuzzrod via gay giffs

this is kinda like when you deluged me with your mom jokes huh

Oh sweet jesus

not just the wrong page bit the wrong fucking thread

christ

yes, I have never owned a smart phone. I don't need a computer in my phone, I have a computer in my computer.

the actual phone was $15 and I purchase a $10 per month text plan which is unlimited texts to others with verizon and 200 texts to others.

I also never had a cell phone at all until I was 18, I really don't like phones

What did you use for Tinder?

Shit... I think I need to visit the Verizon store this weekend...

haha I used an android emulator of course

Pshaw, try 32.

(Sry everythings a contest when your as masculine as me)

I read the Illiad.

And the Vedas.

Hope you didn't use that to cheat at Pokemon Go

That would be un-cool.

lol love waking up and seeing this in ever last thread

*to the tune of folgers* The best park of waking up, is tooks in the wrong-thread-as-fuck

I don't chase digital fictions through the real world

Real worlds so much better

It was so fun for a while though. Still remember going to the park and seeing a bunch of people with their phones out all looking at each other knowing what was going down.

More than once I yelled at people "pokemon!?" and they went "YEAH!!!" haha