So he does it to himself but won't let anyone else in? Or was it just a case of "my finger slipped through the toilet paper by accident"?

The thing about butt stuff is that it's easier if you let someone do your dirty work for you.

He has admitted to playing with it in the past but I don't have any idea if he does currently. It isn't part of our special relationship and he hasn't expressed any interest.

Do you believe in life after love?

I don't want to wait

for our lives terminado

just look into his eyes and say "honey, look what I've bought"

This worked even better with the Avril meme you accidentally posted instead

"Why'd ya have to go and get constipated?"

*snaps on glove*

Oh gloves
:D

You.gotta break him in gradually bonnie. start with a knuckle. move that up to a finger, then two.

after that the skys the limit!

shit just got real, girl

Who is your favorite Muppet?

You've been wearing the same T-shirt all day. At the end of the day, it doesn't smell bad or have any stains. Do you set it aside to wear again tomorrow (or another day) or do you toss it in the laundry bin because it's already been worn all day?

What was the first video game system you ever owned? What's your most current system?

Did you go to your 10 year high school reunion?

When was the last time you called your mother?

Gonzo

I'll set it aside and wear it another day.

First video game I ever owned was a Wii. It died :(

Most current is a 3ds.

It's supposed to happen this year. I'll probably go.

I don't remember but it was sometime last year.

I liked the animal on muppet babies

wear again obvs

mega drive III (sega genesis) / pc

I don't remember :think:

I like the big, tall monster that has a man inside him. You know the one. Also, Animal's seedy band members, the one with all the rings in particular; seems like a good muppet to get hi with

I will wear anything until it stinks, sock/undies excluded of course

I was the proud recipient of a brand new NES at the tender age of 6, currently rocking a PS3 and 3DS (p.s. labelle what do u play on yours, did u say you were a monster hunter?)

I called my mom last week to compare stories about bats: we had a huuuuuuge terrifying bat in our house

Some of you guys need to call your mothers.

Never forget: from her womb you came and to her womb you shall return.

Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask and A Link Between Worlds
Animal Crossing
Mario Kart
Pokemon X
Super Mario 3D land
Monster Hunter 4
Shin Megami Tensei IV
Attack of the Friday Monsters

Yes, I love Monster Hunter tho I haven't played it in a looong time now.

Twins.

P.S. I would call my mother, Took, but I seem to have used up all my minutes on yours.

Not exactly a question but didn't feel thread worthy.


Describe yourself using only a cooking utensil, a fruit, and an animal