A question for the guys (no girls allowed!)
 

Does this ever happen to you: You pee, you thoroughly shake "it" off, put "it" away and then have a little bit of pee dribble down your leg after the fact?

Follow-up question: isn't this like the worst thing ever?

yes

First try to push it out. Like flex it so you're pressing outward. That usually gets a good but out. The rest is just remnants floating in your urethra. Gotta whip it around a little to get those last drops to come through. Then you're good.

Legitimately the worst part of being a man, which is to say it's fucking great and this is totally minimal because our genitals are by far the best. Wut wuuuuut

Lol duo

but yeah this happens to me. so sometimes i use a little toilet paper to dry my soggy foreskin.

I love that thing where you think you're finished so you try to squirt the last bits of piss out but you find yourself squirting 25-30 bursts before you realize you aren't nearly done so you just let it go and you're like "holy fuck what was i thinking"

also love being halfway through a piss and thinking "fuck this" so you pinch it off and sit down for the rest.

I like sitting tbh. But sometimes its just quicker standing. Also you feel somewhat like a proud urinating stallion.

i just love to pee

You like sitting? You must have entirely too much time on your hands.

Yes, this is the worst and I have no tips or tricks to share other than never trust a weiner that seems to be telling you he's done peeing. Keep shaking that bad boy until you're sure

I have trick for this. To avoid a pee stain in public, seperate your trousers from unders and just let the unders 'take one for the team' After a few seconds release trousers back to normal

And no ones the wiser

This isn't normal. You all have chlamydia

For once I agree with poots.

The musk content of urine is essential in attracting a mate, where the object of one's procreative ambitions is particularly susceptible to the allure of its scent at peak estrogen production.

That's why you should always leave a droplet or two of piss on your trousers.

Your saying if I wet myself the musk will attract the Lovely Yesenia unto me?

This.

The drippage happens most frequently if you just undo the zipper on your trousers and yank it out through the undergarment hole. Better to go over the top of the boxers or tighty-whities (without having any undergarment contact with the scrotum) if you don't want any accidents. That's why that episode of Curb Your Enthusiam episode with the "Over the Fence" boxer-shorts was so funny.

Hope this helps,

Dr. Fuzz

shake it once that's fine, shakes it twice that's okay, shake it three times: you're playing with yourself again

***octave barre-chord bridge***

well if your balls have total freedom then you wouldn't need to press under em. usually you got underwear and pants pressed against them and it's holding in the urine

to OP: yes, and it's not the worst that can happen

what?

Can anyone explain or justify why guys like to pee around the toilet and not in it?

That can't be right.

Sumtimes u miss

Let me get this straight...urine comes from my balls???

Sometimes should mean less than 50% of the time. :banging: