I'm a real piece of shit you guys
 

I think my life for the meantime fell apart tonight

Spicy's gonna go take a big boy nap

On the agenda this friday is drinking myself into a coma

Cheer up buckaroo

Haha no

what up bon bon

on heart day of all days? what the salsa, man. :mad:

did you dump mike or get fired for being drunk on the job

or both

Don't worry; I've done more shitty things today than you, count on it.

Take heart - this too will pass.

wassup bons

yes
what's going on?

The suspense is killin' me...

who is spicy?

why wait till friday to start drinking?

what's a big boy nap?

Sleeping on the couch, maybe?
idk

death?

Sounds like something a mobster might say too...

"Don't worry Boss, Louie is takin' the big boy's nap"

WITH THE FISH

the killing has suspended me

of my boss; from my job

i just knew that wasn't a smart move on the moment i jokingly slit his throat :(

found it:

"Spicy's gonna go bye-bye, gonna take his big-boy-nap" - #melissamccarthy as #seanspicer on #SNL

— Moira Dunphy (@DunphyMoira) February 5, 2017

Le disappoint

On a scale of 1-10 how hungover will Bonita be tomorrow?

Imma say 7

It was easy to tire of hearing Letterman ask celebrities about their children.

Letterman was way better than Colbert. Colbert sucks now that he's off of Comedy Central.

It's true that Colbert on CBS is kind of meh, but there's still time for him to grow and really make it his own. By ditching the "Stephen Colbert" character, he's essentially starting from scratch all over again.

I think of how it took hosts like Conan and Craig Ferguson a few years to really find their groove. I have faith.

Bonnie, I told you to let Mike win at Mario Kart!

But honestly, hope everything is OK out there.