This can't be gouda
 

American gouda is an abomination

Been into emmentaler

Who cut the cheese?

Damned cheesy music

I haven't found a cheese I didn't like yet.

I don't give edam about gouda

i was in gouda for work about half a year ago

my father used to live in edam

haha

But how many animated gifs of it (helpfully captioned with lyrics and/or pop catchphrases attributable to important moments in the cultural history of these cheeses) are currently in existence, on the internet????

An important question that remains unresolved itt

Have a crack at some casu marzu, then.

I googled that and yuck. That's a cheese i'd never try.

Maggots are a no-no. When I had the tequila with the worm in it, me and my friend basically played russian roulette taking sips out of the bottle to see who'd eat the worm.

I may have taken a few false sips when the tequila was low to avoid that.

I have people working on this. Rest assured, we will find the answer!