Ideal dude ripness? 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆~~~
 

i personally prefer studs like elphenor

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Ofc that's not me I wouldn't be caught dead in Calvin Klein

Yes, we know you prefer his brother Chris.

Still trying to figure this out, they just never seem to reach ideal maturity.

Also, I'll wear Calvin Kleins they're pretty damn comfy

are these calvin kleins?

I think there might be something wrong with him, tbh.

Yeah, too much eye shadow

Also half-tan arms look ugly. Either tan those suckers or don't.

He's DOOMed.

this parody thread is fucking brilliant and hilarious

teh bolly is an underappreciated artist ahead of his time

why is this not three pages yet

you bunch of fucks are clueless

go back to posting in your trump threads

There should be more talk about ripped dudes, I concur.

Ohhhhhhhh it's ripness

I thought it was ripeness, like how fragrant. Like after the gym, or a stressful meeting at work, how do u liek them pits, to smell them, sorta thread

Some dudes it's not even underarm you're smelling. I did a radio show with a very ripe dude. He had a potent potpourri of underarm, sack, and unwashed taint. I had to get drunk every show to even handle it. I told him to bathe his foul ass, but he never did. He just giggled and kept stinking like a fuckn ape house at the zoo

Bet the room was throughly duded after he left.

Same dude found a girlfriend and used to make out to her everyday in the student lounge (this was back in college) I never figured out how she could withstand snugglin up to this dudes malodorous orifices

anosmia?

Maybe she liked it?

can someone crack a window in this thread

For some reason thread is reminding me of that day last summer when poots went commando with some hits of lsd in his pocket and got dosed as they melted thru his shorts and into the pores of his dog n balls

Legendary stories of netpho

lol @ run2me. your in fine fettle, son, in fine fettle.

oh and I read it as ripeness too. LOL

underrated post