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Also a thread for banana related anecdotes

I'll go first: I hate banana plant sap. It's very sticky and oxidizes to brown stains that just don't come out.

N e one from the oboard remember this? No? Me neither

I used to like it between 6 and 7 but I'm turning into a 5 guy

I mostly eat my bananas frozen in smoothies, though. And 7 is best for that.

i eat two bananas daily, at 6am and 3pm and i prefer a ripeness of 5-6

that's it for my banana habits and preferences

Eating a banana is like eating a ghost. You bite it and it just vanishes in your mouth...
Then leaves you with banana mouth for the rest of the day.

Not a fan.

Yeah I like 4-5. I like starchy over sweet. But some say you should only eat bananas when they get spotty

I'm also a 5 - 6 guy

But thread should have a pole, with option for "other" to expand in thread

Thanks I'll make that poll

Eating a ghost eating a ghost ... wow I like that

btw how's that ghost in your house these days? Acting out or quiet?

Stop teasing me. We're both married!

Never tried a ghost but will do thank you for the suggestion

The other day I woke up hearing loud footsteps inside my room, when I turned on the light there was no one there.

This year has been way less active than last year tho, tbh.

You're welcome. Ectoplasm is really good for digestive issues.

Stop im getting chills

This thread got so spooky :(

were you perhaps not completely awake?
many people experience a presence in the room, or sound as if people were present in the next room, upon waking up (with their body motor still asleep, so they can't really move as well for a while)

Why not expand the pole so we can show how excited we are about bananas on a scale of 1.5 to 10 inches

It's certainly possible... either that or a ghost. Only logical explanations possible.

the cavendish banana is the worst

Don't start this

here they got these little fat bananas called lakatan. they are super sweet and tasty.

they also fry bananas with hella sugar. super heavy and super sweet. not for the faint of heart.


one more thing. when i was in prison and they gave us bananas i would always make sure to break the banana into pieces and eat it like that instead of getting down on it as if it were a phallus. thus i eluded male anal rape.

3-4

8 I want that shit to ooze down my esophagus, kind like the cough drop i swallowed a week ago, but without the minty freshness

Count your self lucky that you weren't ahem.. violated

Between 6 and 7 - I don't like to have any green on the outside - I get horrible stomach pains if I eat underripe bananas.

But Samoans eat "green bananas" - they peel them and cook them in coconut milk/cream. I like them because I grew up eating them, and they don't give me stomach pains, thankfully.

I do remember this and I was jealous of how cute you were. There I said it. I'm a bad person, whatever.

take it to the crush thread.