life
 

fucking sucks it's not even funny.

That's like your opinion man

eat sack

i thought your life was awesome noyen

it was

until he read the ask foat anything thread and saw me ballin out of control and then read the board crushes thread and saw me big pimpin

poor guy not his fault

Sometimes it's hard but all in all I'm glad I was bornt and went thru all that pain and learning, just so that I could post in this thread, today, and share this little moment with you fine ppl.

Not sure at all what will I do with the rest of my life, tho

:D

who was this again

noyen i love you

you really should have been #3 on my crushes list but you haven't posted in so long i didn't think of you!

sorry things are going shitty man

Life sucks so bad sometimes that I find it funny.

I'm just glad to be here for the 5 or 6 days a year I get when everything feels right and OK.

Life is rarely as good as when you order Pizza and you know it'll arrive at any moment.

And life always sucks when you order pizza and it takes wayyy longer than anticipated.

i think i might order pizza

I'd order pizza but I honestly can't justify paying $20 + tip.

Life sucks.

I'll do anything to get out of having to be the guy that answers the door.

Does that mean you'll buy? Cuz I'll totally be the door guy.

I've watched enough porn to know that that's gotta pay off eventually.

i usually go pick it up myself

NO TIP FOR YOU

Yeah, sure. I'll pay if you go.

I'm an Uruguayan rugby player.

No tip, I just give the whole thing.

I live across the street from a small pizza place, but I rarely ever order there. And not because I'm too cheap, but just because it's so mediocre.

Maybe you guys should keep in mind that most of come from the richest and privileged societies the planet has ever seen

If your middle class in 2017 you live much better than royalty only two hundred years ago

You say that, but how many poor people are currently working the fields on your beh...

Oh.

on your behemoth

?

To think that you could have gone with "behind."

one of the best things about living in china is, no tipping.

of course, the actual pizza is usually a chinese-ass mediocre pizza. but no tip :smoke:

why is that? it has its moments but I would never utter such a thing as absurd as "my life is awesome" unless I was on drugs and totally blacking out

I know right what is the point when you're around to win at everything.

I can't remember though I know someone deserves credit... Bob dole? It's been in my vocabulary forever it seems like.