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MyOneAndOnly 02-07-2017 06:39 PM

Beard crushes
 
Mine is Nat Borchers. A nearly perfect beard. #RCTID


yo soy el mejor 02-07-2017 06:42 PM

beard hair looks like pubic hair

vixnix 02-07-2017 07:30 PM



can't go past old mac with a bit of scruff on him

MyOneAndOnly 02-07-2017 07:40 PM

that ain't no beard

FoolofaTook 02-07-2017 08:10 PM

it's pre-pubescent mujahadeen facial flora

FoolofaTook 02-07-2017 08:12 PM



Prof. G.E.C.

Check out the supercilious eyelids complimenting the assyrian beard.

LaBelle 02-07-2017 10:21 PM

I like nicely trimmed beards... too scruffy looks bad.

qwerty sp 02-07-2017 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix (Post 4317509)


can't go past old mac with a bit of scruff on him

I made my family disappear!

MyOneAndOnly 02-08-2017 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaBelle (Post 4317595)
I like nicely trimmed beards... too scruffy looks bad.

IMO one can have both a substantial beard AND be neatly trimmed

ohnoitsbonnie 02-08-2017 12:51 AM

I like beards

ohnoitsbonnie 02-08-2017 01:00 AM

Farewell party should post a pic of himself w/ beard

teh b0lly!!1 02-08-2017 01:06 AM

my "beard" is weaker than even mccauliflowery's.

i am 32 years old and still can't grow a beard. it's almost as if i'm sixyearsol

noyen 02-08-2017 01:09 AM

Riker

redbreegull 02-08-2017 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1 (Post 4317720)
my "beard" is weaker than even mccauliflowery's.

i am 32 years old and still can't grow a beard. it's almost as if i'm sixyearsol

#ImTheSameAsIWasWhen

redbreegull 02-08-2017 01:19 AM

I have pretty good beard growing skills. Two years ago I stopped shaving regularly and life is better since

rn my beard is getting a bit gnarly. will trim that shit soon

MyOneAndOnly 02-08-2017 01:29 AM

you are Jew. You have no problem with beard

redbreegull 02-08-2017 01:31 AM

tehb0lly is a jewish as well

MyOneAndOnly 02-08-2017 01:35 AM

apparently not real jew through mother or he'd have no beard problem

FoolofaTook 02-08-2017 04:50 AM

good point. that makes sense.

teh b0lly!!1 02-08-2017 05:15 AM

i'm a failure even as a jew

qwerty sp 02-08-2017 05:15 AM

Jews are amazing

FoolofaTook 02-08-2017 05:39 AM

in edward abbey's book "the fool's progress" he reads in a bathroom stall the following quote

"they don't make jews like jesus anymore"

FoolofaTook 02-08-2017 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1 (Post 4317777)
i'm a failure even as a jew

its ok it could be worse at least you aren't a slav

Cool As Ice Cream 02-08-2017 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1 (Post 4317777)
i'm a failure even as a jew

lol
wow

Cool As Ice Cream 02-08-2017 10:12 AM

lol true true
i can't help it

Cool As Ice Cream 02-08-2017 10:29 AM

those were the days

MyOneAndOnly 02-09-2017 07:42 PM

it wasn't the Belgians that gassed the jews. It was the Alt Right government of Germany.


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