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FoolofaTook 01-27-2017 09:28 PM

Right on. You forgot to mention that I resided in style and opulence in a couple of homeless shelters for over two years.

reprise85 01-27-2017 09:49 PM

are you out of them now? got your own place?

FoolofaTook 01-27-2017 09:53 PM

Yes praise the LORD! I've been unbummed since june.

reprise85 01-27-2017 10:06 PM

congrats dude. and now you're going back to asia?

FoolofaTook 01-27-2017 10:10 PM

Thank you.

I'm just going to the Philippines for a week with my parents.

reprise85 01-27-2017 10:25 PM

cool :)

redbreegull 01-27-2017 10:29 PM

hey took, good to hear you are moving up in the world. when are you going to the philippines? def post some senescent snaps

FoolofaTook 01-27-2017 10:31 PM

Thanks guys. I am going in a week from today. I'll keep ya'll updated.

FoolofaTook 01-28-2017 07:19 PM

Fulltoke update: just got off work waiting for the bus and the cop who patrols the station (hella bums about) comes over chats a bit shakes my hand and says and i quote: "Jonny you're a beautiful man." I have a wound now on the inside of my cheek where I bit it to keep from guffawing.

FoolofaPoot: HomoMagnet!!

reprise85 01-28-2017 07:39 PM

are you going to sexor him

FoolofaTook 01-28-2017 08:16 PM

He had a very trim little greying red haired beard and a genteel figure.

Now that I'm hella torn the full gravity of this experience has descended upon me. I'm reeling.

ohnoitsbonnie 01-29-2017 12:50 PM

Not a question but I want to show you this plazma torta I made with plazma keks. Ignore if youve never had

Run To Me 01-29-2017 09:21 PM

FoolofaTook what is your all time favorite book and why. Post a top 5, or best in several genres if you can't pick

FoolofaTook 01-29-2017 10:39 PM

Sorry bonnie can't see images on phoria for some reason

run2me i am not well-read at all. i only had an english minor in college. had to take extra classes and shit in grad school. so i am not much of an authority on books. but i love lists and ranking stuff. so here goes (keep in mind my modernist/postmodernist stuff is just about non-existant.

best english novel: heart of darkness
best english poem: paradise lost

best american novel: scarlett letter/the old man and the sea
best american poem: annabel lee

but the best shit ever is too be found among the plays of the immortal bard and amidst the verses of the 1611 kjv. sorry to be so conventiinal and traditional but those two are the best.


but my fav shit is fantasy. here are my top 10 fantasy books.

1. The Worm Ouroboros
2. The Silmarillion
3. The Tombs of Atuan
4. Dune
5. Watership Down
6. The Left Hand of Darkness
7. Foundation
8. The Horse and His Boy
9. The Hobbit
10. The Gods of Pegana

FoolofaTook 01-29-2017 10:41 PM

HR Haggard's She or Ayesha should be 11

ohnoitsbonnie 01-30-2017 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4315009)
Sorry bonnie can't see images on phoria for some reason

run2me i am not well-read at all. i only had an english minor in college. had to take extra classes and shit in grad school. so i am not much of an authority on books. but i love lists and ranking stuff. so here goes (keep in mind my modernist/postmodernist stuff is just about non-existant.

best english novel: heart of darkness
best english poem: paradise lost

best american novel: scarlett letter/the old man and the sea
best american poem: annabel lee

but the best shit ever is too be found among the plays of the immortal bard and amidst the verses of the 1611 kjv. sorry to be so conventiinal and traditional but those two are the best.


but my fav shit is fantasy. here are my top 10 fantasy books.

1. The Worm Ouroboros
2. The Silmarillion
3. The Tombs of Atuan
4. Dune
5. Watership Down
6. The Left Hand of Darkness
7. Foundation
8. The Horse and His Boy
9. The Hobbit
10. The Gods of Pegana

It's ok. Thanks for the reccomendations

teh b0lly!!1 01-30-2017 01:04 AM

bonnie i don't know exactly what special type of cake that's supposed to be but it looks badass

ohnoitsbonnie 01-30-2017 01:31 AM

It's like an icebox cake made of serbian cookies. Held together with fanta.

FoolofaTook 01-30-2017 10:38 AM

Lol i wish i could see it. my mom probs makes something similar.

FoolofaTook 01-31-2017 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie (Post 4315038)
It's ok. Thanks for the reccomendations

I know you like animals bonnie so I'd recommend watership down. its an epic fantasy about rabbits. it slays.

ohnoitsbonnie 01-31-2017 06:13 PM

Thhe movie gave me really awful nightmares as a child

FoolofaTook 01-31-2017 08:07 PM

theres a watership down movie???

my mind reels.

also sorry but i've never seen a cake like that in my life. don't worry i am a psuedo serb. my parents are sda so in some ways (especially diet) they are more "western" than yugo. and my mom is a mechanical engineer so she isn't exactly a gourmet cook.

FoolofaTook 01-31-2017 08:09 PM

holy shit bonnie thanks imma download this shit asap and watch it blazed

ohnoitsbonnie 01-31-2017 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4315521)
theres a watership down movie???

my mind reels.

also sorry but i've never seen a cake like that in my life. don't worry i am a psuedo serb. my parents are sda so in some ways (especially diet) they are more "western" than yugo. and my mom is a mechanical engineer so she isn't exactly a gourmet cook.

That's ok. I want the shed the faux serb part of myself anyway

ohnoitsbonnie 01-31-2017 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4315523)
holy shit bonnie thanks imma download this shit asap and watch it blazed

Hope u don't have a bad trip ;_;

FoolofaTook 01-31-2017 08:19 PM

nah i've read the book three times (i have no life or babes or chicks) so i know what to expect

also im a big boy now. ive had my face stomped in.

FoolofaTook 01-31-2017 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 4314343)
foolofatook is completely brilliant, well traveled, well read, just very very smart.

this is really on point. only thing i'd add is the preposterous good looks, luxuriant man-mane, and the boris shirt.

LaBelle 02-01-2017 07:37 PM

Now that's just unfair to the rest of us, humans.

FoolofaTook 02-01-2017 09:46 PM

I was just about to start a thread called ATTN MODS: CAN WE PLZ (PERMA) BAN FOOLOFATOOK but then I thought twp threads about me is a bit much and chose to exercis the virtue of self-restraint.

LaBelle 02-02-2017 06:14 AM

Wouldn't wanna tempt fate, either.


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