you don't, my impression is to give the cat the impression it is your tongue and you're grooming them. otherwise it is just essentially a brush like any other

I have a big lab and she'll bring you a chew toy and lay it in your lap
if you don't play with her she'll go and get another chew toy to put in your lap like "oh well what about this one"

I've been watching tv and I look down and there's 4 toys in my lap

you are horrible

the cat isn't fooled. it doesn't think it's a tongue. its for the human. the fucking crazy human who would get a plastic tongue and lick a cat with it

i'll just use my actual tongue then. hmpf

roll call for those who kiss their pets on their faces/mouths

reporting in

Tie and I fell asleep like this and Mike took a photo

I kiss Felicia on her nose.