We all know his wife carried him on that one.

Damn she must be a sturdy lass.

You got: Hobbit

You enjoy simple pleasures— good friends, food, and music— in a relatively quiet life. You don’t seek out adventure, but you don’t shy away from it, either, and you’re happy as long as your eating schedule isn’t disrupted.

I don't have an eating schedule

I schedule around eating.

Gormadoc "Deepdelver" Brandybuck always welcomes a fellow Hobbit! Have some ale, friend. And feast upon my savory baked biscuits as I tell you a tale of my adventures, full of delight and fancy. When you are done we can enjoy a fine smoke and sing songs of old.

Good job. I would of gone with "songs of yore" but I won't hold it against you.

Fuck that. "Lays of Yore."

:rockon:

I see your new avatar is Tailor Swif

she kind of looks like a she-elf, huh?

Why has she bewitched you? :)

She really is an elf!

A fine eleven home she made for herself. Not as cozy as the home of a Brandybuck, but surely I would rather be there than on some boat to those foolish Undying Lands!

:beer: :beer:

So speak the fools who have never beheld the corruscating scintillationings of Tirion-upon-Tuna, the pristine snow clad slopes of Valinquenta, the twilight enshrounded shores of Aman where the Telera sing in tune to the ever crashing waves of the sundering seas.

Teleri my bad yo