Which Malcolm in the Middle character are you?
 

I am Reese

I am the show by its third season, dead inside.

I've never watched it.

I'd do the mom.

Malcolm's love interests

;)

But really, Dewey

i'm malcom i think

I'm definitely the mom

So you're basically saying you want us to bone.

I'm definitely Cranston. Whatever his name was in the show.

On a side note: I finished Cranstons book a few weeks ago. It was pretty good. A couple good chapters for Malcon in The Middle fans.

He talks about one scene that he shot were he was actually covered head to toe in bee's. He had a bee-keeper set it up for him. Apparently he only got stung once or twice.

Apparently it took 75 000 bee's to get him covered up like that:rofl::rofl:

What was his book about? Surely not about acting?

Just his general story? Hitch-hiking into movie-world?

Yeah, there actually is a chapter about he and his brothers motorcycle trip were some hitch-hiking took place.

Don't get me wrong: it's not a book for those who like juicy tell-alls. But he has a thoughtful kind of writing style that comes across well.

I heard about the hitch-hiking in his Maron interview.

He's really not that great of an actor. Kind of like Jim Carey, just played a bunch of crazy characters.

I've always found him enduring. Great as the slightly pathetic emphatic character (malcom/breaking bad) but he's also done some comedic gold with hilarious recurring roles in King of Queens and Seinfeld.

He may not be a master of the trade, but he's great at what he does.

which is bad acting

Ehh, there's a lot of actors who I love that kind of milk the same role each and every time.

One of my favorite comedic performers who I've been binge watching lately is Chris Farley. People might argue that he has no range, but why should he? he's nailed what he's trying to do.

Yes he had an incredible range from the years of 1994 to when he died in 1997. Truly a great acting arc.

To think he went from fat salesman to fat ninja in just 2 short years. Incredible.

Definitely

So crabshack, when are we gonna do this? Plz give me a little time babe to shave and annoint my long lean frame for your pleasure.

You are Hal!
Although you mean well, things don't always go as you plan. Putting others first means that you end up throwing yourself under the bus at times, but the unconditional love that you show for others makes you pretty darn lovable yourself.

Member we were talking about arcade fire a couple days ago? Listened to reflektor disc 2 and realized I like it a lot

Except "porno" ... triggered by the mouse click sounds and Logic Pro steel drum midis

Tried to find the write thred but F it! Boards been on fire, so the discussions now hopelessly buried somewhere midst the dried-out husks of our prior pastimes

Which Malcom are you when u listen to reflektor? Reply here, let's chat!

i just took the first 'which malcom in the middle character are you' quiz that came up on google and it confirms for sure that i am malcom

Malcom in the middle

apparently i'm malcolm

fuck you, i'm malcom!

that's not very malcolm-like

that's just the type of thing someone who isn't malcom would say

if malcolm cannot exceed his own grasp, how is he not better than the common ape?

For me it’s Dewey – intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

hell yes

I wish I hadn't squandered my early child-star money

Disco King is a Nihilist.

Our numbers wax!!

me too thanks

It's Never Over is especially good, and I like Awful Sound. Not sure why I left it on the shelf for so long.

Porno is truly a bum track, tho. Such a misstep.