A thread for sex
 

Talk about the good sex you're having, the bad sex you're having and the sex you wish you were having here.

Gonna drill a hole in a cantaloupe and throw it in the microwave later.

can't wait for Vix to fuck this thread up!

We have 8 of these threads at this point that have devolved into Tinder encounters frankly I can not bring myself to read anymore of it

don't let the door hit you

charmbag to thread

Vix's marriage stories are hotter than the steamy tales of right swipes

before that happens can we discuss the pleasure of machine sex?

Who likes to be humiliated?

I do like hearing episodes of Discos encounters though

He rocks a leather jacket in a way I only dream of

Me too

:apopcorn:

Well, Disc... on with it!

Hey rbg let's have sex

he would do it, but your man would have to be the cuck

He'd probably like it

I'll let you guys know if rbg is good at sex or a big phony

Tbh I think my iud has been affecting my libido. Any hormonal bc seems to do it to me :"(

I find it freeing in a way

I would imagine that depends a lot on what you like personally. Not everyone is going to have sex the same way or like the same sexual things, which is why it's good there are lots of people in the world and we should have a lot of sex to figure out what is good for us and who matches with our own wants and needs the best

So... we should bone brah?

or you just have machine sex

I'm uncut hope that doesn't turn you off.

Now you might object and say that neither rbg nor foat are gay.

that is of no significance. look at heath and jake and what they were able to accomplish given a little imagination and an assload of willpower.

we can love each other

obligatory participation post

stranger things have happened

yes and it was a shitty ass tv show

I can't even believe this guy is serious anymore oh my god. How does anyone take themselves this seriously?

What a dirty-footed stinky armpit stain. The worst sleaze.

everytime somebody wants to talk about sex here board be like

I like 2 get pounded and talked dirty 2 and creampied

Hmmmm

Lol, I thought everybody hated my stories because they are immature over-analyses of mundane social interactions that are only novel to me because I rarely socially interact. Then again, maybe that makes it like Martian poetry or something. Also, none of my social interaction stories have been sex stories.

Though I think Elph could definitely rock a leather jacket better than I can. He has that lanky physique that makes slim-fitting clothes look real cool. Could pull off some SLP aesthetic or something. I have to worry about if my abnormally-feminine hips are made apparent by whatever I'm putting on.

Well I wouldn't publish 'em

"You trash collector, you."

👹

posts like this is exactly why you get harassed and taken advantage of by board members, bonnie.

get your act together!

I never made them b4. It's been more like this talking makes others stay away.

sounds like your sexual attitudes are being distorted by pr0n