everytime somebody wants to talk about sex here board be like

I like 2 get pounded and talked dirty 2 and creampied

Hmmmm

Lol, I thought everybody hated my stories because they are immature over-analyses of mundane social interactions that are only novel to me because I rarely socially interact. Then again, maybe that makes it like Martian poetry or something. Also, none of my social interaction stories have been sex stories.

Though I think Elph could definitely rock a leather jacket better than I can. He has that lanky physique that makes slim-fitting clothes look real cool. Could pull off some SLP aesthetic or something. I have to worry about if my abnormally-feminine hips are made apparent by whatever I'm putting on.

Well I wouldn't publish 'em

"You trash collector, you."

👹

posts like this is exactly why you get harassed and taken advantage of by board members, bonnie.

get your act together!

I never made them b4. It's been more like this talking makes others stay away.

sounds like your sexual attitudes are being distorted by pr0n

I thought you two dudes were making a safe space to talk about sex freely?

Now alla sudden you're pulling in the reins? Typical.

Typical Liberal Bullshit

I dont even know n e more

can we please talk about sex machines?

board's weird today man, i'm outta here

Run.

Run as far away as you can you little shitstain.

I'm the one who knocks.

That's a sweet song.

Hot.

i have a significant other but i'd feel tacky talking about our sex life in any form, not only because a few netphorians have met her but because it's weird to talk about it if she's not here to consent to it. :o

forget her sex life. Talk about your own!

:rofl:

Is your sex partner the one you made a baby with?

all my zygotes is in the trash

Yes

We made babby

Holy shit their both bold.