Netphorians no one has slept with
 

The whole lot of you.

Me. Not even I have slept with me. My disembodied spirit prefers to sleep on the couch.

Wait no one slept with as in no netphorian has slept with or on absolute terms NO ONE has slept with?

Absolutely no one. Ever.

Then i'm out, my cat sleeps with me nearly every night. Now that it's summer not so much, she prefers the cold kitchen floor these hot days.

Summer? Shit, I waded through 5 inches of slush this morning just to walk my dog.

There are these things called hemispheres and also latitude and climate. It is summer in all of brazil, which is within the southern hemisphere

Really? Wow. Tell me more.

28ifs gf

No.

hey do you guys want me to mindfuck you, you fuckers?

28if's girlfriend who he couldn't have sex with is my really good friend who was my hookup buddy and now lives in Asia. es la verdad

Before or after her issues?

Also I now feel a little queasy. How bout you stay home rbg

much later. also to this day I maintain the problem was 28if's broken-ass dick

whoa fucking hell

the one you'd recently spent many a night staying up thinking about ways to get rid of her s/o?

Spill

Ever and I had that problem too because I was shy and he was basically forcing me to hav sex when I didn't wanna yet

yeah I don't want to go into detail about her issue, but she is fairly sure the problem was she just didn't want to have sex with him.


but every time 28if mentions it I tell him it was his broken dick

Weird stuff

yup. my friend group is very incestuous

What could have made the sex so good that you'd fret over it so much? Never in my life have I cared this much. I do care, but somewhere along the line I decided that my sex drive wouldn't rule me

Eh actually maybe it still would but just not as I write this

I've had bad sex and good sex, but with her it was almost ineffable. I can't really explain why it was so good. I've always liked her a lot, she is an extremely intelligent, funny, and original person. We also had a very close bond before the relationship turned sexual. There was a very, very high level of trust and affection to begin with. These things for sure played a big role. When we finally hooked up, it was like hey haha that's been coming for years hasn't it? It just felt totally right and natural, there was zero awkwardness or embarrassment. I was worried it would make things weird, but really it just made the two of us feel closer together and it opened us to becoming even deeper, more intimately bonded friends.

But beyond that, I've never had a lover who was so sensual, so exacting, so responsive to me. At the risk of sounding disgusting and ridiculous which I think I already am so I will just continue, it felt like two bodies melding into one. The way we moved together was like becoming part of a wave of energy or something, moving back and forth at this precise perfect rhythm and frequency. Truly, it felt spiritual. Or like being on drugs. It was like the entire world literally melted away and all there was was the two of us.

I mean I could probably write pages explaining how it felt, but to answer you truthfully I don't really know, it was just the best

what a fucking great pop song

i hate how god damn saccharine it is but i can't help but appreciate the craftsmanship of writing such a tight pop song

I'm more of a Pure Shores man, myself.

damn thats crazy

I slept with a whore once so I'm out.