What if Netphoria got an uprade?
 

{{{UPGRADE* damn my sloppy fingers}}}}


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what if this place got a makeover? Is it part of its charm that it's an archaic dinosaur (sorry Billy) of a site?

can you imagine Netphoria 2.0 (?)

This is it

why

IT IS WHAT IT IS

I have heard that said

inshallah

A little upgrade would be nice. Gotta change with the times

yes Mr . 1998 we must adapt to the times

I'm never lost

make it happen

what if dreams of glass got an upgrade?

Me too. In jail.

what if we wore hats on our butts and pants on our heads?

what if we rolled pizzas up like burritos and then dunked them in milk?

what if the entire human race suddenly lost the ability to perceive smells?

what if the clouds refused to rain

what if men had children out of their butts?

their hats would act as baby-catching devices

true true

actually if men had babies absolutely everything about our species would be different doesnt matter if it was out of their butts or ears but i digress. there are some species where males have more parental investment than females fyi

What if the people of netphoria got an upgrade?

Please don't upgrade Netphoria. It's one of the few sites that still work on my Windows XP Internet Explorer from 2003.

what if Donald Trump was in president? LOL

what if he was un president

I pay Pakula $50 per month for my subscription. i'm starting to get the impression that he's ripping me off

food would lose its charm and ppl would lose weight

there would be an incredible amount of farting around you at any given moment

stepping on shit would become on par with just stepping on some mud

perfume companies would go bankrupt

there would no longer be any difference between thick paper magazines and shitty papers


...sounds pretty good to me!

if I pay $50 a month will I finally be able to give out green and red rep?

you must be current with payments AND have 100,000 posts

i can barely smell and still manage to be gigantic

I know you're joking but I sent Pakula a $20 USD bill when I was 15 or so because I had no way to do it electronically and that is why I have a premium account. It's funy to me that I used bbsitting money on such a thing.

what is a premium account exactly, besides having a bigger avatar and custom title?

I got forum 9 access. We talk all about you

oh yeah i always wondered what's happening over there

well you know, when this board actually had some people posting on it

I dunno man, I have the same subscription, and I love it.

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Plus, it would ruin the wonderful pumpkins.net Christmastime video if the Netphoria format were to change. I honestly love the simplistic (almost retro) vibe you guys have got going on this here forum ;)

yeah but did you get into the gentleman's club?

Forum 9 is the highest trafficked forum at Netpho

we had a thread going last night that was epic

does it bother you that eventually the starving wild-eyed masses will pull down your ivory gates, sack your bourgeois annex, and sate themselves on your flesh?

or have you accepted this as the inevitable course of the future