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vixnix 11-04-2016 07:52 AM

male humans sinks to a new low
 
https://www.inverse.com/article/2302...75d71756b4e6b3

Think of who would use this, and how feckin grody it would be after a month of abuse.

LaBelle 11-04-2016 10:35 AM

That article doesn't have a comments section.
Wasted opportunity.

crabshack 11-04-2016 06:40 PM

Is this a robot thread?

FlamingGlobes 11-04-2016 07:01 PM

Alright, what happened? Hubbie forget to take out the trash this week?

crabshack 11-04-2016 09:37 PM

DEAR HUMANS I MEAN FELLOW HUMANS

redbreegull 11-04-2016 09:45 PM

I want to fuck the Curiosity Rover


redbreegull 11-04-2016 09:45 PM

oh wait does this belong in celeb crushes thread

crabshack 11-04-2016 09:46 PM

Where would you put your dick on Mars?

redbreegull 11-04-2016 09:47 PM

right in the rover's soil sampler

redbreegull 11-04-2016 09:48 PM

seriously y'all believe that thing runs on batteries or the sun or some shit

IT RUNS ON MY DICK

fuzzyroes 11-05-2016 09:44 AM

Aren't we supposed to live in a time where we're accepting of whatever someone want's to do as long as it doesn't cause harm or consequences to other living things?

fuzzyroes 11-05-2016 09:46 AM

Sure, it might seem creepy and pathetic to us generally "younger folk" but if someone gets some pleasure from it who are we to chastise them with ridicule? It's a free country the last time I checked.

MyOneAndOnly 11-05-2016 10:03 AM

why would the doll become "grody?" assuming it was properly cleaned. companies that sell these things also sell cleaning kits.

https://secure.realdoll.com/

in the future sex robots are going to get more and more life like. kind of surprised that there aren't already doll rentals. they'd be safer for eveyone involved than people paying prostitutes.

Run To Me 11-05-2016 10:12 AM

Still not sure why the mere existence of this stuf provokes your rage, vix

This coming from a male human who feels that objectification/dehumanization of women in (at least my) culture has long since reached priority one critical stage emergency levels of badness

It's just some folks wanna relationship with their own 'gasms (i.e. hand, robot, what have you) ... so, let's give em what they want and take em off the market

Meanwhile somebody gets to have a job and feed their kids off it, so where's the harm 2 u???

vixnix 11-05-2016 10:20 AM

look it's just gross and offends me as a human mmmkay

MyOneAndOnly 11-05-2016 10:21 AM

vix is offended by sex in general.

MyOneAndOnly 11-05-2016 10:23 AM

also, women are probably more likely to use sex toys. you seem offended by the idea that men would by maturbatory toys, but i've never heard you complain about all the women who use dildos

Run To Me 11-05-2016 10:25 AM

Quote:

vix is offended by sex in general.
I could see that. She had the best holiday poem by far, so maybe teh angst is grist for the keyboardz

But ... name of thread basically demonizes half our species b/c somebody built a fuckn sex bot

Just suggesting it's not healing or helping anyone to call this "male humanity" doing something to vix (or women at large)

fuzzyroes 11-05-2016 10:26 AM

Yeah, some people are super lonely and are dealing with the stresses of life and don't have a romantic lover to confide in. And those people still have the need to fulfill their sexual urges. I think these kind of advancements in technology can only be looked upon as a good thing.

fuzzyroes 11-05-2016 10:27 AM

A good porno and some vaseline does the trick for me, but if someone else isn't as easily pleased- who am I to judge?

Run To Me 11-05-2016 10:29 AM

Ah sht fuzzy, cmon, man

fuzzyroes 11-05-2016 10:35 AM

TMI? lol

A man without unwarranted shame is a phoenix rising again

duovamp 11-05-2016 11:31 AM

Seems more normal than sex with another man PRAISE JESUS.

Cool As Ice Cream 11-05-2016 12:34 PM

"abuse"

Ihaguitar 11-05-2016 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 4294443)
right in the rover's soil sampler

That sounds fucking risky to me. You don't know how many martian cocks have been up there before you, or what diseases they carry.

FlamingGlobes 11-05-2016 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes (Post 4294566)
A good porno and some vaseline does the trick for me, but if someone else isn't as easily pleased- who am I to judge?

Do people really use Vaseline to jerk off with? I just can't even with lube in a solo setting. Too messy.

redbreegull 11-05-2016 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ihaguitar (Post 4294578)
That sounds fucking risky to me. You don't know how many martian cocks have been up there before you, or what diseases they carry.

uh there's no life on mars dude

MyOneAndOnly 11-05-2016 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4294584)
Do people really use Vaseline to jerk off with? I just can't even with lube in a solo setting. Too messy.

vasaline is not a good lube. every supermarket or CVS in the country sells proper lube.

Ihaguitar 11-05-2016 04:57 PM

Olive oil is good if you're stuck.


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