I have over 10K posts now AMA
 

something something post punk

Question 1: why you gotta show me up? I'm working hard to get there too ya know?

OK here's some other ones:

What's your favorite boy band?
Do you use ketchup?
What would you want to say to an alien if it landed in your backyard?
Have you ever made a girl cry?
Do you dye your hair?
What are two things you're afraid of?
What is the question you are secretly hoping is asked in this thread? Answer it.

Don't you know how un-punk it is to brag about post count?

10000 posts
A feat worthy of

The king

what's next?

why?

If you were the POTUS, would you fuck White House interns?

This is an easy "probably"

well double posting probably inflates my post count to a degree

nah

No ketchup is disgusting the plebest of condiments nobody past 11 should be permitted to add ketchup to anything

"take me with you"

Yes I have made more than one girl cry. I am a big meanie.

No but if I were too I'd just dye it a darker black

Rejection and having to make phone calls

This last one needs more thought

Nah is not a boy band, mister. Just pick one. If you were to be paid $5 billion and it would also solve all world hunger and war, what boy band set would you sit through?

I have more:

Have you ever cut yourself?
What is the first brand of cigarette you ever smoked?
Most embarrassing moment?
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
When did you stop believing in God?
Do you think time is an illusion?
What should humanity be doing to move forward as a species?

I totally woulda hit Monica Lewinsky circa 1996/1997.

me too man, me too

Do you feel like N-phoria's dislike and/or outright hatred of you is justified?

Which is better, Progressive Dreamfunk or Post-Avant Jazzcore?

Are you a "dog person" or a "cat person", or neither, and why.

Which is better, Waffles or Pancakes?

What is that, a Twisted Sister Pin, on your uniform?

What do you want to do with your life?

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

oh hey wassup LaBelle

1. nachos or pizza

2. death by getting an article of clothing stuck in an industrial machine and slowly being pulled into its razor maw of blades and gears, or being murdered in a home invasion and having your body posed to suggest suicide and your family never knowing the truth


start with those I'll be back with more later

Just a curious listener, but murdered how?

we'll say gunshot because anything else would be much harder to stage as suicide I think. I guess you could be strangled and then hung? I figure forensics must be able to determine the difference between a true hanging death and strangulation though. A gun fired at point blank range and with the appropriate fingerprints seems like it would be much harder to unravel

Toaster in the bathtub!

I like how these questions are similar in tone

Pizza allll day

I assume the murder is less brutal than the first horrible death contraption, I'm not stabbed to death with a butter knife or something otherwise the scenarios are a false choice

Home invasion murder...

by maw of blades and gears

so I guess I'd go with the second option I don't care what happens to people after I'm dead

It was a gunshot murder. This is why you shouldn't ignore my questions!

Netphoria isn't a hive mind

there are people who dislike or outright hate me on here but they're in the minority I'd guess

majority are ambivalent

it's the truth for all the posters

I think we got rid of all the haters, Elph

you know I got your back, dog

fast and bulbous the mascara snake

Have you ever pictured receiving a Grammy Award, behaving throughout the fantasy in contempt of the awards ceremony and all it represents?

there are only 3 or 4 people who post here who I would say are disliked by the majority. for the most part, everyone here is on good terms with each other these days

Hi I'm ilikeplanets