I am in possession of a $25 Amazon Gift Card
 

Recommend me a book or something idk what to do with this

buy lots of sponges

or this book



can i borrow it when you're done?

this is only $15

dude, go to thriftbooks.com. probs way cheaper. it's the first place i check for books i gotta have and can't wait around to find at the used bookstore.

can anyone describe what bottoming is in one sentence so that I don't have to search for the answers on the internet. it's hard to know what I might come across. :confused:

This was recommended to someone on my FB friends list yesterday, only about 15 years after everyone else read it. So, what about that?

it means being the receiver. ie providing the hole for the pole

why would one need to buy a manual on how to get invaded in his rear-end by a giant rooster?

None of these really selling me tbh

Maybe this one if I got back into chess

75% of anyone who went to a liberal arts college has probably already read this, but it's a classic and an essential for anyone who is interested in anthropology, sociology, economics, international relations, etc.

Get these pizza socks

https://www.amazon.com/Hot-Sox-Mens-...keywords=pizza

portable pizza pouch

https://www.amazon.com/Portable-Pizz...keywords=pizza

PIZZA WILL STAY SAFE-This pizza-preserving necklace keeps our nation's favorite pseudo-Italian snack safe and toasty within a zip-lock pouch.
HAVE IT WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES-A detachable lanyard then lets you take the choicest slice with you instead of leaving it at home, where it could be stolen by roommates or turtles with attitude.
NEVER GO HUNGRY-Whether you're headed to a party, the barbershop, or a movie premiere, your pepperoni-stuffed accessory will turn heads and deliver a powerful message to everyone around you: pizza is delicious.
REUSE OVER AND OVER-Reusable ziplock seal; Not to be used with microwave or ovens
SATISFACTION GARUANTEED: 100% Satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back.

when did food necklaces become a thing?

probably has to do with developing a need for attention in public spaces

NEVER GO HUNGRY
PIZZA WILL STAY SAFE

those are frankly fucking great though.
i just got sushi socks the other day, 就***************************:

having to clean the pizza pouch negates all the appeal of portable pizza. too much work

I don't like fancy socks

may i suggest 40$ underwear then?
you'll only have to throw in 15$ dollars and sppunk/scot will be able to attest to the vast improvement in lifestyle over inferior clothes of the under.

I could use a couple new boxers

Read things fall apart! Orrr Confederacy of dunces! Or maybe have a copy of Faust, I like that one. An anthology of history's saints is always kinda interesting, they were pretty crazy. Maybe you could read that nihilism manifesto by the guy who kills himself.

I wear pretty basic clothes so fancy socks and underwear is the only way for me to party

https://www.amazon.com/Mask-Biz-Peni.../dp/B015I3PIZU