itt: talk about your filthiest sexual experience
 

the board's dead as fucking fried chicken, man.
let's lively up this place shall we?

Diahreah in the middle of MM anal

Explosive

It's a risk worth taking, though

*clears throat*
that's not quite what i had in mind, scotty.

Just a little mutual ass-play with my ex-wife.

I honestly thought tonguing her bung would save my marriage

mutual? that's interesting

threesome with sisters and they pleasured each other like in a porno where the actors pretend to be sisters

sexy thread

i like filth too

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthre...41#post4249741

What's filthiest? Like hottest? Or grossest? Both at once?

Strangest for me (and probably most interesting for purposes of this thread) was my sole experiment with gay lovin. I was in a gay part of town, drunk, and alone. This giddy lil dude that looked like Prince started showing me pics of hot chicks on his phone so I agreed to accompany him to his house on the other side of the neighborhood, where said chicks were to join us.

Said chicks did not, though...

5 member orgy on the kitchen floor of a friend's on new years this year. Damn amazing time

Three chicks and two dudes. Lots of booze and drugs.

I've been getting a lot here lately....let's go 2016!!

Awesome so how do orgies start? I've always been curious

^

a bunch of heroin junkies knockin' boots

:hurl:

Downtown of the town I live in :bananadance:

This started with me and my friend kissing lol

I don't like pre-planned sex as much so it just kinda of happens. My crowd and I aren't inhibited and all like bisexual sex so sometimes when we get drunk we fuck

Wasn't redbreegull a proponent of open relationships?

Yeah, they can be pretty fulfilling. I've been in mine almost three years

Kickass. I tried one once. It probably would have worked better if the open part had benefited me but it was more like she would see her Tru Love (who couldn't stand her) for a bang or 2 then hang with me when he wouldn't see her. And I was meanwhile paralyzed with a hardcore weed habit and glued to my apartment so def wasn't gettin any action of my own.

Finally I got...jealous, I guess, and had to call it off

Somehow I don't equate sex and love so that has helped me curb any jealousy. Love is so much more.....and sex isn't sacred. I'm odd about my views and I know this, though.

guys if we are going to have a thread like this, you have to go all out. tell the fuckin story, don't give us a blurb

I was in a serious relationship with a woman for 4 years, the latter 3 of which we were open and that was by far the best, most fulfilling relationship I've had. I wouldn't say that counts as an "experience" in of itself though.

And yeah run to me your experience doesn't sound like the makings for a healthy relationship, open on not. She was hung up on someone else!

The rest of my gay story isn't too hot cause I blacked out most of it on a butt ton of red wine and dirt weed. I remember some kissing, some dicks being out n such. And then the next day I woke up with a huge cut on my forehead, and I was really worried that there'd been an altercation. So I went and found his house but he was ok and had no idea how I hit my head. Probably I fell on the way walking home

lmao you are such a tool

Yeah you're right

It's like she was always running to him instead of running

To me

for having different life experiences than you?

I remember you used to tout about how superior those experiences were

rbg know what's up

i guess i meant the hottest, most steaming sex stories

For the record none of my friends do heroin, just me and occasionally my husband. So it's just some potheads knocking boots with one junkie. Waaaay more betters

lol great review of your husband

I kinda wonder what a legit opium den vibe would be like though. Probably sexy

i'll probably never be in a sexual with more than a single person at a time

and currently i don't even see that ever happening

Doesn't bother me, he does what makes me happy

you're wrong. I never said anything like that but it doesn't surprise me because generally I would get attacked, I would defend myself, and then get rebuked by scotty and trots scrambling to stick those exact words into my mouth.

I think monogamy is not for everyone and a lot of people would benefit from considering relationship models not laid out as the objective correct way to do things in the Bible. I think it's for every couple to make those kinds of choices and there is no right or wrong way to have a relationship. Obviously?

Probably but more depressing, controlling, and capitalistic than you could ever imagine.

So - let me get this straight - you've had one brief open relationship once once in your life and you're a die-hard flag-waver now? I remember reading you're going through a "dry spell" at the moment. So what happened? She closed that door and you're just back to being you?