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Lots of wood ticks and nymphs jumped on mike and he was unhappy about it but ticks don't scare me
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When I was in Korea the second time I got drunk on a weekend when I was broke. So I was forced tp go to a cheap brothel. Next morning I woke up with crabs.
I freaked out hella but it was really easy to treat. The warts I got on my feet from using the showers at the brothels were something else. They were viral and took over half a year of shots to cure.They were right under my toes and the shots would make my flesh go black. Hurt so bad I could barely walk |
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Indeed. But not horrifying. enough to stop me from
going back. I just kept trying to fill the god shaped hole in my soul with sex. |
Maybe now you'll understand why i listen to black metal (2nd wave norweigen)
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I hear people get that from your Mom's shower too
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hiyooooooooooooooooooooo
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holy shit i hit 12K
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I used to get really sad after orgasming but it's happening less and less
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the orgasming?
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Never let him cum inside
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Dropbears have taken many a young maiden being banged up the chuff by some Aussie bogan in the outback. Dangerous activity.
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Dropbears?
Chuff? Bogan? YOU SPEAK ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER? |
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