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ohnoitsbonnie 01-03-2017 11:07 PM

Lots of wood ticks and nymphs jumped on mike and he was unhappy about it but ticks don't scare me

redbreegull 01-03-2017 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie (Post 4307671)
They're not specifically found on willows. Yes, they're present in the pine barrens and it was summer time

I know they aren't specifically found on willows, but if you are in the Carolinas or elsewhere in the South I would advise you to heed the advice because you will find them in unfathomable masses there for whatever reason.

MyOneAndOnly 01-03-2017 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1 (Post 4307669)
that might just be the most vile story itt so far, congrats

he had two fingers up my ass :confused:

FoolofaTook 01-03-2017 11:41 PM

When I was in Korea the second time I got drunk on a weekend when I was broke. So I was forced tp go to a cheap brothel. Next morning I woke up with crabs.

I freaked out hella but it was really easy to treat. The warts I got on my feet from using the showers at the brothels were something else. They were viral and took over half a year of shots to cure.They were right under my toes and the shots would make my flesh go black. Hurt so bad I could barely walk

FoolofaTook 01-03-2017 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by scottytheoneand (Post 4307682)
he had two fingers up my ass :confused:

R u a hot babe?

(I have no stds, anymore, i promise!!)

teh b0lly!!1 01-03-2017 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4307686)
When I was in Korea the second time I got drunk on a weekend when I was broke. So I was forced tp go to a cheap brothel. Next morning I woke up with crabs.

I freaked out hella but it was really easy to treat. The warts I got on my feet from using the showers at the brothels were something else. They were viral and took over half a year of shots to cure.They were right under my toes and the shots would make my flesh go black. Hurt so bad I could barely walk

holy shit man that sounds horrifying

FoolofaTook 01-04-2017 12:04 AM

Indeed. But not horrifying. enough to stop me from
going back. I just kept trying to fill the god shaped hole in my soul with sex.

FoolofaTook 01-04-2017 12:06 AM

Maybe now you'll understand why i listen to black metal (2nd wave norweigen)

:rockon:

Elphenor 01-04-2017 12:07 AM

I hear people get that from your Mom's shower too

teh b0lly!!1 01-04-2017 12:09 AM

hiyooooooooooooooooooooo

teh b0lly!!1 01-04-2017 12:09 AM

holy shit i hit 12K

ohnoitsbonnie 01-04-2017 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 4307675)
I know they aren't specifically found on willows, but if you are in the Carolinas or elsewhere in the South I would advise you to heed the advice because you will find them in unfathomable masses there for whatever reason.

Yes wetter areas, which willows like. Wet grasslands.

FoolofaTook 01-09-2017 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Elphenor (Post 4307721)
I hear people get that from your Mom's shower too

NICE ONE

killtrocity 01-09-2017 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Shallowed (Post 4307566)


ohnoitsbonnie 01-16-2017 01:51 AM

I used to get really sad after orgasming but it's happening less and less

MyOneAndOnly 01-16-2017 01:52 AM

the orgasming?

toase 01-16-2017 02:05 AM

Never let him cum inside

Fonzie 01-16-2017 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie (Post 4307578)
Ever and I did a lot of outdoors sex as young adults in the aussie outback

But snakes and red back and whatnots?

Fonzie 01-16-2017 02:48 AM

Dropbears have taken many a young maiden being banged up the chuff by some Aussie bogan in the outback. Dangerous activity.

FoolofaTook 01-16-2017 06:25 AM

Dropbears?

Chuff?

Bogan?


YOU SPEAK ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER?


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