I am a satellite I'm out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode

I'm burning through the sky Yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman of you

... but the video I posted in that other thread was somehow over the line.

Wouldnt work for me, I'd end up forgetting to pull out, sometimes it happens too fast.

Because you're stupid and have poor control

No because I like cumming inside - it feels good. And sometimes because I ejaculate prematurely.

why would you say this? terrible idea. you are playing russian roulettes. pre ejaculate contains live sperms (obviously???) and many people have become praegnant like this

Filthiest sex for me would probably be when I lost my virginity

I was 15, she was 14 and very experienced. We were with two of our other friends in the rec room her house, all watching a movie. Her and I were on one couch, the other two on another. We were touching each other under a blanket, and I put a bic pen in her like a dildo (not the pointy end, obviously). We retired to the attached toilet cubicle, and attempted to have highly uncomfortable sex in the dark, all the while our friends were still sitting on the couch next door still awkwardly watching a movie. It was pretty awful experience all-around.

Also fucked my then-girlfriend on a park bench at night. I think that's the only time I've had public sex. Not that I care for it.

I lost my virginity with my chemical romance playing. Ugh. I also remember doing stuff under blankets (full on intercourse in front of his parents, what the fuck). I was an awful person.

My current sex partner and I had sex in the pine barrens once. I'm surprised we didn't come home with chigger bites on our butts

Ever and I did a lot of outdoors sex as young adults in the aussie outback

I found an used condom on a guy's bed once. Never have I exited a place so quick after fooling around for a bit with someone.

That's my filthiest near-sex story.

That's a dealbreaker, ladies

His whole apartment was a horrifying mess really. I should've backed out long before finding that thing.

Maybe he'd just wanked into it to avoid dirtying the sheets.

and then left it there all tangled up in the same sheets. uh huh.

the first time i actually had sex i was 15 and i was living with my boyfriend @ his grandmother's house (the sexual predator guy). we had done all but intercourse at that point, as I told him I wasn't ready for sex but I guess he decided I was ready and we got a hotel room in the next town over and I don't even think he got inside me the first time, maybe just barely. then later that night he tried again but i do not think we finished the act. and then once more in the morning we had sex for like 30 seconds.

it was a very anticlimactic moment as you can tell. he kept on talking how i walked different now that i wasn't a virgin or whatever. i also think he was disappointed that i didn't bleed. i remember it was in october for some reason, i can see in my mind a picture of the room receipt which was an entire piece of paper.

and then whenever we had sex after that we did it at the grandmother's house, gave no shits but for whatever reason he wanted to go to a hotel the first time. i was also really afraid of getting pregnant (even though I was on the pill for months at that point).

the first time I had oral sex was when I was 14, he was 19 this is before I moved to louisiana with him. he was visiting in Feb 2000 and he performed it on me, I did not do it to him. I know my mom came home while we were doing it and we stopped. the door on my lock didn't work or there wasn't one or something. i know we had my guitar amp in front of it to keep people from entering. then when I visited him at his grandmother's in april that year (at this point I was 14 and he was 20), after we dropped my mom off at the grandmother's house we went out to this very desolate gravel pit type area and i gave him head in his car. very romantic. to recap, my mother flew with my 1000 miles away to my 20 year old boyfriend's home and the first thing we did was technically statutory rape and everyone had to know that was what we were up to, and everyone apparently was cool with it

:love:

i remember when i was 14 and one of my best friends told me that his girl friend loved it when he pulled out and ejaculated on her face. I knew he was full of shit and repeating what he'd seen in porn. But I was spellbound.

I remember finding a porn mag in the park by my house when i was 8. I brought it home and showed it to my mom and asked about a photo in the magazine, "why is this man peeing in that girls mouth?"

nobody wacks off to porno mags anymore

Holy shit this thread. thank you vixnix thank you.

and teh bolly and buzzard had some great anal comments

is this now most shameful sexual experiences?

do they have chiggers in the pine barrens? you're lucky you didn't get bit by Ye Olde Devil

I thought chiggers were more prominent in the south? In SC as kids we were always warned not to touch willow trees and shit, but I'm not sure I have ever gotten chigger bites in Maryland

i guy blew me so hard one time that I partially shat myself. I had to go wipe

that might just be the most vile story itt so far, congrats

my god dude just shut the fuck up about sex all the time what's wrong with you
also plz destroy your acoustic guitar, just to be on teh safe side :cool:

They're not specifically found on willows. Yes, they're present in the pine barrens and it was summer time