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Zerospaced 12-22-2015 02:07 PM

Augustus Juppiter
 
What the what?!

http://celebritybabies.people.com/20...stus-juppiter/

D. 12-22-2015 02:15 PM

Really surprised it was kept under wraps for so long tbh

DaveKShape 12-22-2015 02:26 PM

It's so weird to think of Billy having a kid - I kind of thought it would never happen. That's cool, though. I wonder how it will change his overall worldview/art.

D. 12-22-2015 02:29 PM

Definitely never getting the Machina reissue now.

Grox 12-22-2015 02:35 PM

i'm so happy for him :')

ButterflyBullet 12-22-2015 02:41 PM

Wait what the shit, when did this even happen

ButterflyBullet 12-22-2015 02:41 PM

Like when did he even get into a relationship

Grox 12-22-2015 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ButterflyBullet (Post 4239513)
Like when did he even get into a relationship

at least since 2013. the mom is airplane mode

Forgotten Child 12-22-2015 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ButterflyBullet (Post 4239512)
Wait what the shit, when did this even happen

5 months ago, can't you fucking read?

Forgotten Child 12-22-2015 02:46 PM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...Mendel-22.html

ButterflyBullet 12-22-2015 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forgotten Child (Post 4239515)
5 months ago, can't you fucking read?

The main question was just regarding him been in a relationship. Well. Shit.

Forgotten Child 12-22-2015 02:49 PM

I'm just joking :)

Forgotten Child 12-22-2015 02:58 PM

I kinda like his title... I mean, name, his name.

redbreegull 12-22-2015 03:04 PM

this is weird and I don't want to think about it anymore

cork_soaker 12-22-2015 03:26 PM

Quote:

Mendel, 22
gah

Shadaloo 12-22-2015 04:00 PM

Kid's probably already cursed with the nickname "Gloop" for his entire educational period.

But hey, hope it brings Bill some new purpose and makes him a happier person.

Quote:

Originally Posted by D. (Post 4239510)
Definitely never getting the Machina reissue now.

^Only thing I'm worried about tbh

Grox 12-22-2015 04:02 PM

AJ Corgan

redbreegull 12-22-2015 04:02 PM

do you think this baby is the last part of teargarden

redbreegull 12-22-2015 04:02 PM

maybe he can release it to us piece by piece

DemonUnicorns 12-22-2015 04:12 PM

jaw drop at that joke

redbreegull 12-22-2015 04:16 PM

what joke

T&T 12-22-2015 04:18 PM


maybe you could Sacrifice your child for Rock and Roll!?

T&T 12-22-2015 04:23 PM


Ram27 12-22-2015 04:28 PM

D'arcy never would've let him name his kid that

Ram27 12-22-2015 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cork_soaker (Post 4239521)
gah

The idea of WPC courting a 22 year old girl is just...

like how did they even meet

what the fuck

are they gonna get married now?

Grox 12-22-2015 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 4239527)
do you think this baby is the last part of teargarden

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to redbreegull again.

bobliefeld 12-22-2015 05:04 PM

Becoming a father is the best and most challenging thing that's ever happened to me. I hope he enjoys it and does a good job. Don't worry about new music and reissues for now be a dad

Grox 12-22-2015 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobliefeld (Post 4239538)
Becoming a father is the best and most challenging thing that's ever happened to me. I hope he enjoys it and does a good job. Don't worry about new music and reissues for now be a dad

thank you! can't y'all just be happy for bill? this is clearly going to bring him more happiness than selling records or playing live ever will again

FoolofaTook 12-22-2015 05:36 PM

Corgan, 48, who is best known as the founder and frontman of the ’90s alternative rock band The Smashing Pumpkins, is also a poet.


LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOl

FoolofaTook 12-22-2015 05:38 PM

she's pretty hot.

and she's 22.

hence i fully support the b0llster in his penetrative efforts.

MyOneAndOnly 12-22-2015 05:40 PM

November spawns another monster

MyOneAndOnly 12-22-2015 05:42 PM

What is the reason for spelling Jupiter with two Js?

Grox 12-22-2015 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand (Post 4239545)
What is the reason for spelling Jupiter with two Js?

*two P's?

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Juppiter

it's pronounced yeu-pi-ter

FoolofaTook 12-22-2015 05:48 PM

poor kid's name means venerable and majestic king of gods.

this is what happens when your dad is a "poet"

still has a hot-as-fuck asian mom. i wouldn't mind sucking at her teat, if you know what i mean.

Skradgee 12-22-2015 05:51 PM

Wow. I too thought we may never see the day.

FoolofaTook 12-22-2015 05:54 PM

That's nice. Thanks for sharing, bro.

redbreegull 12-22-2015 05:57 PM

if it was a girl the name would be June Zeero Corgan, so I think the kid got off easy

D. 12-22-2015 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grox (Post 4239539)
thank you! can't y'all just be happy for bill? this is clearly going to bring him more happiness than selling records or playing live ever will again

Happy Billy fucking sucks. Fuck off Grox.

werideatdusk 12-22-2015 06:02 PM

I hope having a family takes away his need to please teenage fans who never gave a shit in the first place.

Maybe now he can chill out and make a great record with Jim and Butch Vig and not give a fuck.


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