I DON' WANNA FIGHT
EVRY SINLE NIGH
I'M THE ONE WHO CHANGED HIM LAST TIME

:rockon:

what the serious fuck is going on with all that fur?

:erm:

also, dead eye stare child top photo. and the only person in the world that can coax a smile (her version of one) out of her.. daddy

late as hell but 22? YIKES.

I wonder if he broke up with that Veronicas girl because *he* wanted kids!

SPECULATION!!!

I read this thread wondering why people were keeping the joke up for so long

Holy shit he honestly has a kid now

Honestly it very slowly dawned on me that you guys weren't kidding and that's really messing with my ability to process this

I am freaking the fuck out, what the fuck

best joke of the thread

yeah it's pretty strange (just like his love)

seemed he was destined to be childless

basically yes.

he talked in interviews around the time of Oceania that he thought she was "the one". I remember one interview after they'd broken up where he said something about the fact that he'd never get to have a family.

Wowzers, I never thought Corgan was going to be a father. It feels weird even thinking about it. Now that I do though, wasn't there a mention of Billy having a baby on the way on Twitter during the time the Manson tour was announced or just started? I vaguely remember just assuming it was a joke.

how long before billy kicks the kid out of his life? Then the kid can complain as much about his parents as crybelly

AJ Corgan will revive Smashing Pumpkins

Augustus Juppiter is the new drummer for SP. Mike was getting too old.

I wonder how the media finally got a hold of this.

Congratulations to Billy, his girlfriend, and their families.

I want to join in on the baseless speculation about Corgan's life

Obviously getting an Asian gf is an attempt to vicariously rekindle his relationship with Iha

Still this is gross tho

I ship James+Chloe

wtf she looks like SHE is his child.....

corgan sr. must be rolling in his grave

Augustus I can deal with, but I don't like Juppiter. A friend of mine just named her son "Bow" because they are bow hunters. :rolleyes:

From the comments



melissa on December 22nd, 2015

So he’s now got two kids, Augustus AND Chloe. Haha

Melissa auf der maur, you are busted!

oh LOL.
I guess that relationship ended well.

Who is selling the tea while airplane mode is on bed rest?

Juppiter's lament will be his name.

Well, somebody better prepare that poor child for single motherhood. And as for the baby. Well. What a shit name, for a start.

I'm confused he fucked his adopted tween daughter and knocked her up?

Was she airplane mode girl? I can't keep up with all of his children, I mean women.

My first name is biblical, and I've always had people asking me where i got it. I guess I did the same thing to my poor kid, choosing a name from a Tolkien book. But I've heard far worse. Montanans name their children some of the worst names.

my name is bram. it's a normal name.

it's also similar to the name of a hindu god.
it's definitely biblical (abraham).
looks like your name is biblical too. lololo!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rama (yours)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brahma (mine?)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ram_%28biblical_figure%29