she's pretty hot.

and she's 22.

hence i fully support the b0llster in his penetrative efforts.

November spawns another monster

What is the reason for spelling Jupiter with two Js?

*two P's?

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Juppiter

it's pronounced yeu-pi-ter

poor kid's name means venerable and majestic king of gods.

this is what happens when your dad is a "poet"

still has a hot-as-fuck asian mom. i wouldn't mind sucking at her teat, if you know what i mean.

Wow. I too thought we may never see the day.

That's nice. Thanks for sharing, bro.

if it was a girl the name would be June Zeero Corgan, so I think the kid got off easy

Happy Billy fucking sucks. Fuck off Grox.

I hope having a family takes away his need to please teenage fans who never gave a shit in the first place.

Maybe now he can chill out and make a great record with Jim and Butch Vig and not give a fuck.

I think it was clear way before this that the Machina reissue was not a thing that was going to happen. Let's not use fatherhood as an excuse although I'm sure he and the fanboys will.

looking back, I guess he was showing back in September

Aw, this is nice.

Every pic I've seen of her she has the same dead eye stare. Billy will be smiling and the look on her face is just painful.

Once she realizes she is his way of trying to forget that Veronica chick it'll be all over and he'll be all alone in that Gold Coast mansion again

I bet he wonders whether Frances Bean is really his kid.

Maybe Cobain found out and couldn't live with it

I hope the lil space invader enjoys his song.

Monte must be crushed that bill kept this from him for so long.

as vacant as the seas, ye-ah

song for a song

Song for a Son was the first Teargarden song. The Son for a Song now completes the cycle.

with her dad

She was born the year "Siamese Dream" came out.

I never thought this would happen. Never in a million years.

And the fact that it's with Airplane is even weirder. But I guess she's now permanently one-upped Courtney, so that's nice.

Yeah my name is Ram, which means king of the gods in hindu or something.

It's impractical and annoying. Billy is exactly the type of person to do this to a kid

My middle name is Siva though, which is cool

He'll probably go by Gus. Gus Corgan.

And being he's half-asian, I'd imagine he'll be playing guitar on Billy's 2035 comeback tour.

i absolutely can't believe nobody is making fun of that fucking name.

AUGUSTUS JUPPITER?????
AHAHAHAHA what the fuck is the matter with you lot

also, chick has a terrifying death stare and will probably chop off corrigan's penis in his sleep when she finds out how he has expressed in the past that "asians arn't big on feelins".

do you think we'll get bitter songs about needing to change diapers now?

BEING BROWN