He has a Yin-Yang symbol as a profile pic. Clearly he is somebody we should all sit up and listen to.

Dunno but my old buddy had some and he said it was the pits. He eventually started using wet baby wipes for all his wiping needs, and that helped a lot

Lik dis if u :cry: evertim

It's hilariously cringe, and I like the way it ends so abruptly and matter of fact. Do you think it's genuine or a parody of those "heart warming" stories? I can't tell

"I lost this picture when I was nine years old. It is a picture of the next door neighbor kid that I raped and hacked into pieces."

lololololo

When do we get to forget that Kim Kardashian exists, too?

Iha coming back for Easter like Jesus..

that's racist

that's hot

one of my friends posted this pic of his son's drawing

I was having a sex dream last night and I briefly woke up face down on the bed and the first thing that popped into my head was Marc Maron's voice going "you know i could never get off just from humping a mattress"

:/

omg it looks like a penis!
this is an outrage!

it's the sun and a giraffe! or perhaps a brontosaurus

I thought it was a puppy with a penis for a head trying to sniff the sun's butt

That child must be seriously bonkers

Also, I like eye bags. Aegyo sal, yo!!

when i was a kid i used to draw people stabbing each other and bleeding and blades poking out of their chests, and i turned out to be a completely level headed, emotionally stable adult.
































:rofl:

haha

I liked drawing tanks and jets because they looked cool.

once one of my students who loved to draw gave this teacher a really ambiguous drawing of one stick figure type person shooting or hurling an object at another stick figure person. it could literally have been anything. I mean he could have been spider man shooting webs out of his arms or something. The teacher sent my student down to the special ed. department head and I was called in and told he had drawn a picture of something violent and I should talk to him. When I was shown the drawing I was like wtf, how can you possibly tell what this is? I think he should go back to class so he doesn't miss anything else. My department head gave me a dirty look, picked up the phone, and called the counseling department, saying that my student needed to go see someone immediately because he had drawn a picture of "a kid with a gun shooting another kid"

this was one of about 2,000 such experiences I had that made me quit my job

Yeah schools are terrible, I could never teach. Literally everyone involved in children's education is miserable

well who really enjoys themselves around goddamn kids, let's be honest here

they're mean little noisy shit machines that are too happy about life and are not yet eligible to smoke weed

for the most part I loved the kids and hated the other adults.

also I had plenty of miserable weed smokers. they grow up young these days

whaa? you mean goddamn kids are actually smoking weed? how young?

lol

It actually brings a tear of joy to my eye

I worked with middle schoolers. By age 11-14 plenty of kids have already been exposed to weed or alcohol, although the number of them that smoke weed regularly is probably pretty low. More of them are having sex I would guess. I had an eighth grader who felt like he needed to smoke weed so bad that he did it in the instrumental music classroom 20 minutes before the end of the day and got busted. I was like, "What went through your mind that made you do it at school? If you're gonna smoke weed, you couldn't even wait til you got home?" and he was just like, "School stresses me out man"

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