Bananas
 

bananas in pajamas

now there's a nightmare i wasn't ready to relive

god damnit

do you guys peel from the stem? i guess that's backwards or something.

banana slices will amplify a peanut butter and jelly sandwich from "nice" to "fuck yes"

i peel from the stem, yes

i've tried it the other way and it made me feel like an asshole

mother nature produced the banana to be held like a popsicle w its accompanying stick, so no i do not "peel from the stem" as you say i should be doing

for that matter, i do not eat bananas either

i am a mango man :erm:

:cool:

:bananamac

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

sooner or later the Cavendish banana will go extinct and we'll look back on this thread and wished we had done something to save it.

I'm doing my part by not eating bananas.

Fun fact: Bananas produce one particle of antimatter (positron) every 75 minutes.

http://www.symmetrymagazine.org/brea...r-from-bananas

has everybody already forgotten Netphorians original banana?

some of his greatest hits:

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=158301

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=178815

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=178861


Where is that video of him fucking up a news report by gyrating and making a fool of himself behind the reporter.

We haven't forgotten him, he just regenerated doctor who style into the poster called Fuzzyroes. There have been many Bananas, including ******, and tragically there will be more bananas in the future.

That ****** is A.dam_M

fuzzy is the only person I have on ignore

good thing I fucking hate bananas

you are missing out on so much

:banoonoo:

Humans have bred bananas to be what they are

A blow to industrial agriculture. There are plenty of other tasty banana cultivars

Eat nanners daily. Don't eat from the stem because I am not a caveman.

i though everyone peeled it from the stem. this thread is blowing my mind

Yes.

All Cavendish bananas are clones and therefore have no genetic diversity to resist pests. Problem is that most don't hold up well to travel. The Cavendish can be picked green in the Tropics and ripen at the right time for sale in Northern markets. None of the other cultivars are suited to that supply chain. Those that are close don't have nearly the sweet taste and creamy texture.

that will become industrialized

check out how they "ripen" bananas in pressurized gassing rooms around 1:40

supposedly the Gros Michel was sweeter and tastier, but it's extinct now.